Heitzel 

Heitzel is amazing. She comes in a small package and is caramel in complexion. She has the cutest dimples that everyone wants to steal and she looks hot in glasses.

Her nickname is Pretzel. And shes adorable.

Guy: Check out that girl!

Other guy: Dude, she looks like a Heitzel.

Heitzel by merode July 21, 2011

Heinal 

Heinous and Anal wrapped up in a nice little package.
It has the combined meaning of Heinous ( gnarly / bad )and Anal ( to do with ass raping ) when thrown together they have the intensness of really bad.

Dave: Dude, that bitch Hailey got the hicups last night
while gaggin on ma shaftbone, bit the tip clean off!!!
Kevin: Man, that shit is totally heinal......can i see the
damage?
Dave: Seriously? You're fucked dude.

Heinal by SpicyNutsack December 31, 2007

Heinie belly 

When a very large man or woman has a belly that hangs over their crotch, and it splits from the seam of their pants causing it to look like a heinie.

That woman shouldn't have worn those small sweatpants, she has a major heinie belly.

Heinie belly by Gobble Hoff February 9, 2010

Heinzelman 

Lack of an internal filter; blurting out inappropriate and bawdy comments at all times. Generally lewd and lascivious behavior.

When you drink too much your Heinzelman shows.

Heinzelman by Gloria125 February 5, 2010

Heinzsight 

Understanding of a baked bean related situation only after it has happened.

In heinzsight I shouldn't have taken a thermos of baked beans on my first date

Heinzsight by Roy Royson October 29, 2020

Heinein 

From Heinous, meaning completely wretched, awful, ugly, stupid, lame ect.

Oh My God, this club is totally heinein-ville(full of ugly people).
Her outfit was heinein major.(Very hoochie).

Heinein by RAiNiER August 20, 2004

heiny tatterings 

flirtatious way to talk about anal sex, refering to anal sex in a joking or serious manner

Hey what you need right now is some heiny tatterings to cheer you up!

heiny tatterings by Scubagod October 26, 2006