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Grandmas are Heroes

A spiritually inspired Poem written to celebrate the life of your's or anyone's Grandma when she finds a permanent residency inside your heart. Grandma's wisdom (not unlike the fathers) will never leave or forsake you. Socialism is the schooling you get at home.

I paid for this truth and it is yours to use for free. My grandma was a real hero to me.
Grandmas are Heroes we should all agree

My father's mother Mary taught the bible to me

I was only 5 when I learned, God's golden rule.

A full year, before my first day of school

She was the one who made sure I learned

that respect is given, it is not earned

She said for those who would disagree things always worsen

For everyone notices, a disrespectful person

When children were playing, and Grandma was near

There was no escaping, her eyes or her ears

When children would fuss and threaten to brawl

She said, "if you can't say something nice, say nothing at all"

For when the words of your mouth make others act violently

Your game of life, is best played silently.

Yes, Grandmas are heroes of this I am sure,

their smiles are a comfort their hugs are the cure.

She is always encouraging when hearing your plan.

Her food always nourishing prepared by her hand.

Grandmas will never guide you in the wrong way.

Grandmas are Heroes, what more can I say?
by Spiritual-Master January 21, 2022
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Out at Grandma's

At the Stripclub or a place where your girlfriend might suspect you are cheating.

Fucking a girl that's not your Girlfriend.
Girl: "Where are you?"
Boyfriend videotaping naked girl: "Umm....I'm just Out at grandma's right now"
Girl: "Okay, honey."
by Choutzu July 8, 2010
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grandma panties

the huge saggy underwear, that your grandma, mom, or even you wear.
my grandma was wearing her grandma panties to the store.
by swimmy761 January 1, 2004
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grandma

Verb: To start a meal between 4:30 and 5:30 in the evening.
James: You gonna grandma tonight?
Amadea: You know I can't wait until 6 to eat!
by Jashenhu May 24, 2006
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Grandma!

What you say if a grandma is flying towards you.
Person 1:Grandma!
Person 2:What?
*KERASH*
by TheWiggidy November 1, 2003
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gracious grandmother

The gracious grandmother (often shortened to GG) is the act of soaking ones hand in water until it becomes wrinkled, and then using the wrinkled hand to masturbate while pretending it is an old woman masturbating you, perhaps even your grandmother.
It's been awhile since I've masturbated, I think I'll give myself a gracious grandmother.
by chrisd2345 December 27, 2008
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Grandma's 3rd Leg

America's favorite improv/sketch comedy troupe.
Tonight I saw Grandma's 3rd Leg and laughed my ass off!

You should check out Grandma's 3rd Leg at www.grandmas3rdleg.com
by iwiac January 17, 2009
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