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very high.
bro 1: bro i’m so goobed
bro 2: i can tell bro

bro 3: that man over there is def goobed rn
bro 4: for sure
goobed by rinniepoopoo April 27, 2020

blame it on the goose 

an expression used defend one's actions under a state of inebriation that one wouldn't normally do under sober circumstances
Matt:"Dude, what was up with u last night at the club? U were so hammered, falling all over the place and trying pick up this hideous 300 lbs chick, then tried to start a fight with the bouncer!"
Steve"I dunno man, blame it on the goose!"
A goose with a limp that isn't scared of nothing
That Goosepimp almost kicked my ass!!
Goosepimp by SchwartzMonkey April 5, 2010

Gooseback 

A girl who electively pushes out her breasts while also swinging her ass and pushing it out in an attempt to look attractive to others. The effect is that of a goose's back.
The girl is such a gooseback- she keeps rubbing on me at the bar.
Gooseback by Shells Mandy July 30, 2013

goose noggin 

When a bearded man shits in a top hat and smacks another individual in the head while making geese noises.
Billy was being a little bitch, so the Abe lincoln impersonator shit in his top hat and whacked the stupid cunt upside the head while squawking wildly. He sure teached that bitch a lesson. Billy wont be fucktarded again after that goose noggin
goose noggin by Methfucker707 November 18, 2013

goose nipples

When you get nipples covering your body instead of bumps when you get cold.
When Maggie gets cold, she gets goose nipples.
goose nipples by Novandalis December 24, 2015