Gerbil Mix

A mixture of seeds and stems ground together to be smoked after all the real weed is gone.

"There's no more bud, but we've still got some gerbil mix."

by xRoger_Dodgerx March 27, 2009

gerbisexual

One who enjoys sex with gerbils. Usually involves the insertion of a gerbil into one's anus which results in stimulation produced by the struggling gerbil. Longer-tailed gerbils are preferred, leaving plenty of room for removing the gerbil from the anus.

After a long session with gerbils last night, one was missing, so I ended up in the Emergency Room having to expain that I was a gerbisexual.

by Gerbil Sex Pig March 27, 2015

Gerbilising

The act of surfing the internet with a gerbil lodged in your rectum

Richard Gere is my hero. He's a gerbilising fiend.

by Cha! Said te Kitty July 10, 2009

geritol moment

a moment in time where your brain fades and you cannot remember what you were saying, or cannot recall the meaning of something important. similar to a blond moment, but caused by age rather than hair color. sometimes occurs due to being impaired by weed, alcohol, or meds

me: yo, what was the name of that chick I banged in your parents bed? the hot one with the great titties? shit! what was her name?!
you: damn dude, you having a geritol moment? that was Stacy and she was outrageous!!

by socalratman January 25, 2007

gerbil rocket

The act of Gerbiling,and,then,trying to get the gerbil back out with a naked flame,to find that your ''natural gases'' are flammable.

''Oh shit,that Hamster Just Got Gerbil Rocketed''

by zigger January 1, 2008

[Gerbil] fell off the wheel

The time when a person is having difficulty concentrating.

"Wow, Bart hasn't been his usual self today. I guess his gerbil fell off the wheel."

by John Martins July 6, 2008

Gerbing

A fun kids game in which you take turns throwing at least ten gerbils into a bucket of water and then taking turns bobbing (with your mouth) for the gerbils. The fastest time, in collecting all the gerbils, wins. If any of the gerbils die during a contestants turn, they must receive a kick to the mouth by the player who's turn is after. This game is illegal in 3 countries. It was most recently banned in the UN in March of 2009.

Hey little Johnny, how about a good 'ol gerbing game for your birthday party tomorrow?

by GerbilStroker June 9, 2011