cheesy geraldo

An awful moustache; i.e. a moustache that looks as bad as Geraldo Rivera's

That cheesy geraldo on your lip ain't gonna get you laid, son.

by Fredo's da bomb September 30, 2003

Geraldo

a blemish on the otherwise fine face of the Fox News Channel; American journalist aiding and abetting the enemy; survives on moustache water; wannabe Hispanic

Geeze, if Jerry Rivers - ahem, Geraldo Rivera keeps screwing up, we'll have no place to send him except the moon! Even then, we just might have to kill him.

by Alex April 5, 2003

Gerard Way

A talented musician, decent comic book writer/artist, and seen as "hot", "sexy", "sex on legs" by billions of 14 year old teenage girls. He sings and write lyrics for the mainstream alternative band, My Chemical Romance. He has said that he is not emo, though he is looked up to and idolized by many teenagers who consider themselves "emo", "scene", or whatever they want to call themselves. In my opinion, he has some of the best stage presence I've ever seen.

Teenie Bopper:"OMG GERALD WAY IS A FUCKING HOTTIE! I WANNA RAPE HIM SOO BAD!"

"Emo" Kid:"He totally understands the problems in my life."

Cool Person: "I really respect his lyrics. He knows a lot."
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I saw Gerard Way on tour with Projekt Revolution last month.

by xxohxdamnxx November 9, 2007

Gerard Way

hottest guy in the whole world, most amazing voice i've ever heard, i love him more than my life, i wanna do him up the butt and im a girl it mite be kinda hard but i'll manage... all i can say is that he is the hottest guy i ever saw and i love him and my chemical romance! they rock my elephant toe sox!

i want to do gerard way up the butt as much as pudding is good
i love gerard as much as john kurasz loves computers (and thats like more than his life)

by Darkviper039 March 29, 2005

gerard way

The following is a definition of Gerard Way, from a guy's point of view. You read right, a guy, not a teenybopper girl.

Frontman of My Chemical Romance. He's a beautiful singer and he knows how to get the crowd going. He's also a good looking guy. His voice sounds so awesome in songs.

When you hear his ACTUAL regular talking voice, like in interviews, you'll be crushed.

Do things the Gerard Way!

by Adriankat April 15, 2006

Gerard Way

One sexy biatch.

The lead vocals of the emo/punk-rock band My chemical Romance. Brother of Mikey Way (who is also Teh Hotness). Has a wicked fashion sense, wicked hair, wicked voice. THE greatest singer of all time, seriously. He can draw like whack, too.

Gerard Way is one sexy biatch with wicked clothes and wicked hair. I love his red tie black suit combo.

Gerard Way is Teh Hotness.

by kerrythekiwi December 24, 2008

Gerard

A brave, intelectual man. He questions what the world is and often has deep conversations. A Gerard will question the universe and why we are here, usually talking all at once or never at all. He has a great body and physique, and he is either always bragging about it or completely humble to how good he looks. He can occasionally be snappy, but he will always apologize right after. He will get members of both genders throwing themselves at him, though he usually oblivious to it. A Gerard is bipolar, nervous, funny, kind and a total experience.

That man should have been named Gerard

by a-person??? February 20, 2017