The act of calling someone a douche for no good reason when you yourself is in fact the douche in the out come.
Tom: So I was at work today and some of my coffee spilled on my new jacket and everyone started laughing at me.
Mike: Wow that sucks.
Tom: Right, and if that wasn't bad enough Jerry in the cubical next to me called me a douche for no good reason.
Mike: Really he's such a "doucheocrite".
Mike: Wow that sucks.
Tom: Right, and if that wasn't bad enough Jerry in the cubical next to me called me a douche for no good reason.
Mike: Really he's such a "doucheocrite".
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(n) A dirtbag of total douchery. Will Often steal credit for other people's hard work, never on time, calls others dirtbags to deflect their own dirtbagedness. If a Douchemont was in an army, he'd totally fuck his buddies every chance and talk shit behind their backs. Probably takes pills to make them less crazy, but the pills obviously don't work. Enjoys going down dark alleys and sucking off homeless chinese men against their will.
(v) The act of defacating on your disgusting looking, boyish faced wife's lips. After expelling the feces, proceeding to kiss her, open-mouthed, and letting her suck you off, giving yourself "shitty dick." See also "tranny loving sperm guzzling monkey fucking dipshit"
(v) The act of defacating on your disgusting looking, boyish faced wife's lips. After expelling the feces, proceeding to kiss her, open-mouthed, and letting her suck you off, giving yourself "shitty dick." See also "tranny loving sperm guzzling monkey fucking dipshit"
Person A let's a mess accumulate at work, and doesn't appreciate it when other people fix their fuck ups. This makes person A a "douchemont"
by 61n63R June 22, 2011
Get the douchemont mug.Noun: 1) An astronomically profound expression of douche behavior. 2) The person (douche) who generates such.
What a night. Our solar system was scoured with intense shock waves from Jim being such a douchernova. Because of him, poor Pluto got demoted to Big Rock status.
by L*dub August 17, 2011
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Well, its cause he is Doucheneese.
Well, its cause he is Doucheneese.
by KoC Reaper July 5, 2012
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"I was about to buy a wicked T shirt in a shop, then I tried it on and saw it had Doucheneck. Now I'm off to stab Ed Hardy in both eyes."
by spafflizard May 21, 2013
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Can also indicate that certain styles of apparel worn by a Douchebag, to be considered by the Douchebag as being non Douchey.
Lastly in any event to which normal non Douchey individuals have to lower their standards in behavior or style, and mingle with large groups of Douchebags.
Can also indicate that certain styles of apparel worn by a Douchebag, to be considered by the Douchebag as being non Douchey.
Lastly in any event to which normal non Douchey individuals have to lower their standards in behavior or style, and mingle with large groups of Douchebags.
“He looked like an ok guy but what a tool, guess he had on his Doucheouflage”
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“That guy still wears Ed Hardy, guess he thinks he is in Doucheouflage”
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"I have to be on the SMU campus later today. Better make sure that I don my doucheouflage."
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“That guy still wears Ed Hardy, guess he thinks he is in Doucheouflage”
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"I have to be on the SMU campus later today. Better make sure that I don my doucheouflage."
by Skull Squadron August 26, 2013
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