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T shirt buying sabotaged when you pick up a seemingly perfectly good T-shirt in a shop, go to try it on and then discover that the neck hole is super-wide exposing half your chest - thus making you look like a roid-munching D-Bag from Geordie Shore.
"I was about to buy a wicked T shirt in a shop, then I tried it on and saw it had Doucheneck. Now I'm off to stab Ed Hardy in both eyes."
by spafflizard May 21, 2013
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