A person who is sceptical of Bitcoin, Ethereum and other crypto currencies, usually because they are salty that they didn't invest sooner and are jealous that people are making money because they were intelligent.
Dude, my bitcoin is now worth $4000 I only invested $100. Well it will go down soon enough. Wow man why are you such a Crypto Sceptic
by Lachlan Mateo Regalo May 23, 2021
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by toothpickbandit July 13, 2010
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That pathetic crypt monkey got thrown out of the mausoleum again after aimlessly wandering through the halls drunk at midnight.
by Sportsguy1991 April 18, 2013
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Get the crypt robber mug.“I met up with a crypthoe last night and we awkwardly waited 10 minutes for the bitcoin transaction to confirm before we could shag.”
by queen_crypto May 28, 2018
Get the Crypthoe mug.Cryptoface is one of the most popular financial traders that livestreams on Youtube. The world record holder of the most profitable Bitcoin / Financial trade ever livestreamed within a 24 hour period using his own funds. A true leader of the people, Cryptoface is unique because he leads his people thru the ups and the downs of trading. Unafraid to show when he has a loss makes him one of the very few legit traders in the scene. He wore a mask 3 years before covid because he despises fame and for the same reason every superhero does. Because when you build great empires and do good in the world, evil and government seek to bring it down.
Long live the king Cryptoface.
by CasaDelAmigo March 8, 2021
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