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that's the way the cookie crumbles

thats just how it goes or how it happens. theres nothing you can do about it.
Your dog just got hit by a car, someone says, thats the way the cookie crumbles.
by Liquid Racer May 31, 2004
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teabag and crumpets

While a girl is giving you a ball-bath, you drop small terds on her heads.
If the filthy whore wants a teabag and crumpets, she'll get it.
by William PTC June 13, 2006
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Crumpler

A sexual act that simulates 'crumpling' your girl. It it performed by putting the female's legs over the male's shoulders then inserting the penis into any orfice. Next the male 'walks' up onto his toes so that the only body parts touching the bed or floor are his toes and the back of her head. If performed right it should resemble an act of rape.
I met this nice political activist bitch last night and didn't agree with her views so when we got back to my place I put her in the crumpler.
by Shrub Master C October 3, 2008
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that's the way the cookie crumbles

a saying used by jim carrey in bruce almighty at the end of a news coverage
Buffalo is like a cookie, .................. and that's the way the cookie crumbles. now back to you susan
by cul May 31, 2004
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Crumpet

Someone who is fat and greasy and leaves a big stain of grease on someone or something if she or she touches it.
Mei's sucha helpful crumpet she can grease my frying pan to fry eggs.
by FannyMay August 29, 2009
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crumpet

the derogatory word for the slit between a womans legs. on asian women this is called a crumpetttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!! and on the french it is known as a crossiant. some are pink some are brown and you even get the purple ones but all in all the all serve the same function and that is, anal sex.
man: can i butter your crumpet?
woman: if i can butter your rod
man: id like to see you try bitch!!!!
by xcczxczxc March 1, 2009
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Tea and crumpets

Code word for having sex while you are on the phone and your mom is in the room.
Larry and I had tea and crumpets last night in an ally way
by Jessica S. March 27, 2003
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