Spitting like a freshly cooked roast. 

Describes a woman in an extreme state of sexual arousal.

After I'd finished massaging Julie she was spitting like a freshly cooked roast.

Spitting like a freshly cooked roast. by Adrian Pt January 11, 2009

croomed

Old definition: To be fired for losing to Sylvester Croom's lousy Mississippi State Bulldogs that went only 9-25 from 2004-06.

New definition: To get your ass kicked by Sylvester Croom's newer, more talented Bulldogs that are no longer the biggest joke in the SEC.

Old definition: Ron Zook and Mike Shula got Croomed from Florida and Alabama, respectively.

New definition: Mississippi State Croomed the state of Alabama this year, as the Bulldogs beat Alabama, Auburn, and UAB. There isn't a better example of pwnage of a single state in college football than that.

croomed by Devveyovich December 9, 2007

cooked

An altered state of being, whether it be chemically enhanced or a result of sleep deprivation and/or sensory overload. Usually occurs in the midst of and/or aftermath of a rowdy social engagement or bender (e.g. a music festival spanning one or more days, consecutive nights of exposure to alcohol and drugs in combination with loud music of an assorted variety, &c.)

Example 1-

Girl: Did you hear about what Tito did this morning?

Dude: No, what?

Girl: He was at the club till it close, and then he had to go to a wedding, so he decided to get a pre-wedding tattoo.

Dude: Are you kidding me?

Girl: It gets worse... he got a tattoo of the Bloody Beetroots logo.

Dude: He is fucking cooked.

Example 2-

Dude: Have you heard from Scott since he's been in Vegas?

Girl: Yeah, he sent me a clip from a pool party he went to where Eric Prydz was playing. He won a stack of money playing roulette and spent most of it on coke.

Dude: Man, he is cooking it!

cooked by Betty Ford Prefect August 8, 2013

fully cooked 

Smoking marijuana to the point where you can't smoke anymore.

Jim: Yo, you want this man?
Tino: Nah I'll pass...i'm fully cooked.

fully cooked by Andre McCullough July 16, 2008

cooked

A better word for roasted because not everyone lives in 2015 anymore.

That girl just got cooked!

cooked by puttang_slayer6942 June 1, 2018

croomed

To be fired as head coach after losing to a inferior team.

"Mike Shula was croomed after losing to Mississippi State."

croomed by tr23 December 1, 2006

Cooked

Cooked-The act of getting so inebriated that one has no control over their physical state, resulting in vomiting on themselves.

Yo you got soo cooked last night
Yeah man I yakked everywhere and now my white shirt is yellow

Cooked by williamwallacejd#7 September 20, 2010