crotched

In a crowded situation, such as a bar, when two people try to make their way past eachother, accidentally rubbing their genitals against one another.

"Oh my God! I know this bar is crowded, but I've just been crotched by five different men tonight. I feel violated."

by PunkyBrookster March 5, 2013

Botched crotch

A term describing the unsuccessful or unprofessional surgery performed on a person to reassign their gender. The surgeon may have decided to take a holiday to the Bahamas part way through the operation or could have been an alcoholic.

Gemima went out on a date with Brad but was scared to go all the way. Hey, Brad was a nice guy but had a vomit reflex when he saw her botched crotch. He was only a humble accountant.

by amulet_1972 October 6, 2008

Crotch Waffle

A waffle like discharge that falls out of a crack-whore's vagina when you punch her in the boobs.

I found a crotch waffle on the ground the other day, so I hauled ass out of there!

by omega-zen-master November 16, 2010

Panda Crotch

n. A severe tan line in the nether region resulting from tanning with a bikini or undergarment. The contrast of dark skin to the lighter crotch area is comparable to the black and white areas of a panda.

n./ adj. name for someone who is black on the outside but white between the legs

"Don't tan with undeez ohr u might getta panda crotch"

"Stop being such a panda crotch"

by laVidaloca March 8, 2009

Crotch Etiquette

Or 'Sack manners', is the unwritten code of ethics used when approaching the groin region. Crotch etiquette is usually breached by those who don't understand the sharp pain inflicted if that particular area is hit.

Example 1;
Damien: I saw Libby sack tap Kieron, that bitch needs to learn some Crotch Etiquette, FAST.
David: I hear that! *high fives*

Example 2;
Damien: That whore Libby was so close to steppin' on my balls the other day.
David: Teach the hoebag some Sack Manners, dawg!

by Zuban! March 10, 2009

Crotch Otter

1. Someone who constantly looks at crotches.

2. Additionally, someone who is always looking at there own crotch. Usually trying to hide the fact they are texting on there cell phone.

Gary would you stop being a crotch otter and look me in the eyes?

Cartier! Quit crotch ottering! Put your cell phone down and get back to work!

That guy totally crotch ottered you!

by EISS August 22, 2011

cronchy

Extra crispy and/or crunchy

"Why, that is a nice cookie!"
"Yes, it is impeccible but it's really cronchy so its gone EVERWHERE!!!"
"Oh god, well that's unfortunate :("

by lord mollifer January 15, 2021