crusty

Someone who doesn't shower or bathe as a statement.

I can smell that crusty all the way from here.

by libra July 8, 2004

Crusty Roll

A scrunched up and hardend dried tissue found under the bed of single males. Previously used to clean up after Beating the Bishop

"Good Lord Geoffrey, there's enough 'Crusty Rolls' under your bed to open a bread shop."

by Rattyman1964 April 16, 2010

crusty pirate

when someone jacks off in your eyes and it seels your eyes shut.

man, after i got that crusty pirate, i couldnt see for days.

by kyle the crusty pirate king June 23, 2006

crusty crabs

when you dont wipe your butt good enough

your butt itches when you dont wipe it good enough

by Mike Andrews October 20, 2003

crusty horn

when you have sex with a chick , you dont know she is on the rag and you wake up with a red crusty dick.

i woke up this morning at this chicks house, went to the bathroom and the bitch gave me a crusty horn.

by chaudron horn July 9, 2006

Crusty Blue Lobster

A mixture of a lobster and a blue waffle aka "Wills Mum"

Did you see Will's mum, she was such a crusty blue lobster last night.

by SparkeyRob June 19, 2014

Dirty Christy

The act of doing sexual things because it's fun.

She pulled a dirty Christy with him 3 times a day because that's just what the two of them like.

by DirtyBabe April 3, 2020