caked

to get hit across the face as you would when you cake somebody.

"swear i dont like him son im about to cake him"
person 1:you just got knocked out!
person 2:why?
person 1:he just caked you!

by don yo February 17, 2008

Cakes

Someone you really adore. Someone you really like.

How are you, Cakes?
I heart my Cakes.

by Bombchelle January 13, 2008

cake

a combination of the drugs
C-Cocaine
A-Acid
K-Ketamine
E-Ecstasy

consuming cake will send you in for one hell of a night!

Raver 1- can i hug you?! im rolliiiingggg

Raver 2(cake-in it)- get the fuck away from me you 4 eyed beast of torment!!

Raver 1- :(

by crazy drug kid September 30, 2009

Cake

verb: to become so exhausted or intoxicated that you fall asleep in the middle of a social event. There is a certain connotation of defeat; to cake is to fail to keep up with the mind and body punishing schedules of your peers. A shortening of the phrase driving the Hostess Twinkie truck, which has the same meaning.

1. "Guys, I gotta go home, I'm about to cake."
2. "Oh, Eric's caked over there on the couch."

by Meghan January 29, 2004

cake

East coast slang for rich people--instead of eating bread, they eat cake.

Yeah we don't really go there anymore, it's on the cake side of town.

by mcmahon May 10, 2007

Cake

A lie

The cake is a mother fucking lie!

by EdgeworthFucker July 2, 2011

Cake

The source of both immense power and all evil. Only the bravest go cakeless.

I won't bow down to the evils of cake! I'M GOING CAKELESS!!!!

by NotForrestGump June 6, 2013