caked

to get hit across the face as you would when you cake somebody.

"swear i dont like him son im about to cake him"
person 1:you just got knocked out!
person 2:why?
person 1:he just caked you!

by don yo February 17, 2008

Cakes

Someone you really adore. Someone you really like.

How are you, Cakes?
I heart my Cakes.

by Bombchelle January 07, 2008

cake

a combination of the drugs
C-Cocaine
A-Acid
K-Ketamine
E-Ecstasy

consuming cake will send you in for one hell of a night!

Raver 1- can i hug you?! im rolliiiingggg

Raver 2(cake-in it)- get the fuck away from me you 4 eyed beast of torment!!

Raver 1- :(

by crazy drug kid September 30, 2009

Cake

verb: to become so exhausted or intoxicated that you fall asleep in the middle of a social event. There is a certain connotation of defeat; to cake is to fail to keep up with the mind and body punishing schedules of your peers. A shortening of the phrase driving the Hostess Twinkie truck, which has the same meaning.

1. "Guys, I gotta go home, I'm about to cake."
2. "Oh, Eric's caked over there on the couch."

by Meghan January 29, 2004

cake

East coast slang for rich people--instead of eating bread, they eat cake.

Yeah we don't really go there anymore, it's on the cake side of town.

by mcmahon April 29, 2007

Cake

Largly meaning useless. Related to retarded or moronic happenings where one seems to have left their brain at home.

*Guy turns on blender without lid on*

Dude #2: Fucking cake bro!

*Osama bin laden forgets to change his privacy settings on facebook to private*

The White House: We have that cake bastard now!

*launches bombs on Islamabad*

by MrMeticulous May 25, 2011

cake

Something that is easy.

That's so cake.
This is so cake.
Cake work.
Too cake.
It's so cake.

by 6FingazInDaFlesh November 23, 2014