Branches

In terms of family, branches are either future generations of a family, or second plus cousins of an existing family.

The girl was Henry XXX's ninth cousin fifteen times removed, that makes them branches of the same family tree.

by Solid Mantis September 3, 2018

brandy

A kind of hard liquor distilled from wine.
It looks lke whiskey.
It smells like whiskey.
It tastes like whiskey.
You could put brandy in a whiskey bottle or whiskey in a brandy bottle and sell it and few people would notice.
For some reason, the cheap kind (such as E&J) has a WASPy connotation, but the expensive stuff (Hennesy cognac, made in France) is mostly drunk by black people and is talked about a lot in rap videos.

White guy: I got drunk on brandy last night.
Black guy: You mean like Hennessy?
White guy: Naw, E&J.
Black guy: E&J?! What the hell kinda cracker shit is that?!
White guy: That's all we got at my house.

by Mr. Dirtweed July 31, 2008

Monkey Branch

A component of female nature where a female who currently has a significant other establishes a emotional and physical relationship with a male of higher status unbeknownst to her current mate. Then leaving the current mate for the for the new male. Thus resetting the cycle.

Male #1: Wow Im surprised, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me and she already is in a new relationship 1 week later with the guy she told me not to worry about?!
Male #2: Sorry to tell you bro but she monkey branched. She was already "his girl" long before she ever broke up with you. She ended your relationship once that other guy was ready. She will do the same thing to her new boyfriends once another male of even higher status shows her interest.

by MastaMint February 9, 2021

brandy neck

Refers to the loose skin of a basset hound looking like a slutty vagina

Did you see the brandy neck on that bitch?

by Madeline Porter May 16, 2006

branched

when your smashed out of your mind

man i was soo branched last weekend

by vayia May 29, 2005

Brandy

The act of enjoying carrot sticks.. usually enjoys baby carrots!

Those carrots make me think of science with Brandy

by ilovecarrots2much December 31, 2012

Brandy

Brandy is a beautiful strong women who is oftenly attracted to guys she shouldn't be. However that doesn't stop her from being a powerful young woman. Brandys usually have blonde hair and are very clumsy. Brandy tends to be afraid of moths and butterflies. Brandy shouldn't marry Tim and brandy should stay in port alberni

Brandy is my mother

by Pizzarolls8282821 June 2, 2019