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bohemian crapsody

When shitting, no fewer than 3 musical pitches are achieved, preferably at harmonic intervals. The flatulent chord then resonates against the porcelain walls of the toilet.
"Mom, i made a bohemian crapsody can you help me wipe??"
by slugj3lag June 26, 2012
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Bateman

A formal name for a batty boy or a batty man.

Usually used for jokes, such as filling in forms.

Taken from the Latin Batemonus, meaning Incompetent/lack of effort, It has come to mean a general slob who commits himself to a job but then never follows through.
E.G. Person 1 "My coach is a right Bateman!"
Person 2 : "For show! he doesn't even watch your matches, or whatever?!"
by Lytollismeister January 23, 2011
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Patrick Bateman

not a sigma male, but rather an npc
14 year old boy: "patrick bateman is such a sigma male"
patrick bateman: *kills homeless man*
by skibbidybompmmbadap March 10, 2023
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The Bohemoth

The pet name Bo Pons uses to describe himself.
That ship on Pheonix Future was a behemoth, "No, I am the BOhemoth."
by Katy Adam March 31, 2005
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Bote

From the latin word BOAT. A vessel in which many hours are spend on the water, along with most of your income and beer
Karen, we are going to use your bote this weekend, would you like to go with us?
by capt cole February 3, 2005
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Bohemian

A hipster who doesn't want to be called a hipster.
Hipster 1: "Hey, man, have you heard of <obscure band>?"

Hipster 2: "Yeah, I used to like them, but now they've sold out. I like their old stuff, like <obscure song from obscure band>. Hey, have you been to <local thrift shop>?"

Hipster 1: "Yeah, but I don't like how they carry stuff from <popular clothing brand>. Clashes with my ironic mustache, you know?"

Hipster 2: "Uh-huh. Hey, listen, aren't hipsters terrible?"

Hipster 1: "Yeah, I was into hipsterism before it was cool. Now it's too mainstream. It's a good thing we're "Bohemian," and not hipsters."
by ontologix429 October 30, 2012
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Bohemian JackHammer

Cumming on a girl's face while zipplinning in mid air. Shaka-Brah!!
cumming on girl while ziplinning is Bohemian Jackhammer
by boogeemanzbrah October 4, 2013
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