budget abortion

When your girl says she's pregnant so you grab the nearest lamp

"Yo I heard Becky was pregnant!"
"Nah, I gave that bitch a Budget Abortion."

by Freak Train May 10, 2017

Budget twins

Martinez twins

Irrelevant YouTubers who used snake Paul for fame but are still very irrelevant they wish they are wannabes

Do you like the budget twins?
-you mean the Martinez twins?
-gross no

by Guess twins September 16, 2017

Budget Wave

A blanket genre of music in which artist are limited by little to no income and are forced to be creative with the development of their music, image, publicity etc. as a result.

The genre of the band is Budget Wave.

by howisthishandlealreadyinuse June 15, 2018

Budget Cuts

When you just don’t have as much cheddar as you used to.

Q: Sorry James, but some bureaucratic nonsense has forced MI6 to experience a severe drop in funding. In light of these budget cuts, I must regret to inform you that Q Branch can no longer afford to maintain your Aston Martin and other such gadgets. But worry not, I have something for you that in the right hands is both versatile and deadly. This, James, is called a rubber band. Bond: I think I’ll just mount Moneypenny instead.

by vfuzz March 8, 2019

Brudget

When you're to broke to actually afford a budget

Did you hear about Marcel's brudget? He has $50 for the entire wedding.

by Yamakuza April 27, 2019

Budget Inn

The local run down motel that a promiscuous man with a strict budget takes a woman he wishes to have sexual intercourse with at a really affordable rate for the night. These motels are usually rated one star and are owned and operated by Indians.

My younger brother just turned 18 today and I booked a reservation at the Budget Inn with a local lot lizard.

by Dr.D Fraud May 15, 2019

Budget Beater

A budget beater is a car that you buy for an insanely low amount because the car has many problems but it still runs, for now. You put absolutely no money into the car and drive it until it dies-hopefully no less than six months.

Him: Dude - what's up with the car you bought? it's like three different colors.

Me: It's all I can afford - I can't afford a car payment so I'll just drive this budget beater until it dies.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 11, 2020