Need-blind

When you need something so bad, that you can't see it even if it's in front of your face.

I looked at the key holder ten times, but I was so need-blind I couldn't find my keys.

by Wes "White Chocolate" Nessman June 23, 2018

nightmare blunt rotation

A group of people you couldn’t think of being worse to have a joint with.

Daz: did you go book club last night?
Raz: dude full of neeks. Really are a nightmare blunt rotation

by darktikkerz October 22, 2022

a cat block

This occurs when one or more napping or resting cats block the way through areas such as stairs or doors.

Susie said "mommy Fluffy and Muffy have the stairs in a cat block!"

by I, Wreckerrr August 14, 2020

Blursday

The day you are presently living but have no idea what day it actually is.

Today must be blursday because I have no idea what day it is.

by JDS12 March 30, 2020

Blue Speed

Blue Speed is blue amphetamine. Usually, it's blue Ethylamphetamine. It's made by the reductive amination of Phenyl-2-Propanone with ethylamine using a non-toxic Aluminum Galinstan amalgam. It's a stimulant used to study and give a boost of confidence and energy. It's also good for ADHD and ADD.

I tried 25mg blue speed and I was studying for hours. I was also kind of hyper and energetic and confident. ◉_◉

by CognitiveFuel November 3, 2022

blue eyed giraffe

a blue eyed giraffe is a super muscular hot boy named daniel seavey. he has huge blue eyes that stare deep into your soul and it makes many people sweaty from his heat. he has a very long neck which helps him adapt in his natural habitat. oh and the abs. dont question it, just worship his cute abs.

woah dude! he can survive with THAT hot neck! daniel is back at it again with the white vans! what a blue eyed giraffe!

by blueeyedgiraffedaniel April 24, 2019

Black Screen Roulette

A guessing game on porn video sharing websites, like rule34, where the viewer does not know what they will be watching, due to the thumbnail for the video being a black screen. This goes further into affect when the tags for said video have not been fully completed yet, so the viewer has no idea what the video is about until they play it for themselves.

Guy 1: How’s it going?
Guy 2: Not good I had to ply Black Screen Roulette today.
Guy 1: How’d that go for you?
Guy 2: It was inflation porn.

by DJUNGELSKOGG June 3, 2021