kokimis bf

a little Italian bitch who keeps crying over cats lying in statues arms. thought "Abraham" was a Jewish god. Has a very cool and hot friend named "Eren".

"it's me, kokimis bf"

" i hat eyoy ''

"ok. I cooka da pizza since im italian haha fummy. Wanna go watch sad cat vids together"

by rhoskick August 4, 2021

coolest bf alive

the coolest guy alive named ericc❤️❤️ that u can lock in ur closet n keep fo EVA

he’s the most amazingest ever he’s the coolest bf alive

by eric’s girlfriend ❤️❤️ January 25, 2023

National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass

Smack ur bf/gf ASSS so hard make it red and they can't say no

You:Yo yk what today is babe
Bf/gf:What
You: National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass so guess what's "SMACKS ASS HARD"
Gf/bf:ouch that hurt babe

by Strangerbooty August 26, 2022

National Love Your Bf Day

June 14th is National LOVE YOUR BF DAY. Show some appreciation to that lovable piece of shit that you’ll always be delusional over!

Bob: Hey, You should give me head.
Jane: Why?
Bob: Because it’s national Love Your Bf Day.
Jane: Oh, of course!

by dennydefines June 13, 2023

BFS

Bearded Fuck Stick (noun) a man, typically a man who works for the city, who has a beard to rival Gandalf and is dirtier than a sewer rat.

scott: was that a yeti?

Bill: No, That's just a BFS.

by felipefesfeas May 1, 2019

go bf a dc

go butt fuck a dead cow

go bf a dc

by extrememan November 24, 2023

Bf

Bastard friend

See my bf over there so foolish

by Thecheeseman007 September 2, 2020