Electric Blanket

When an overweight man has sex with a petite woman, where it is required for the man to lift his fat in order to fornicate, inevitably covering the woman and keeping her warm during the boinking session(s).
Guy A: So did you give her the Electric Blanket last night?

Guy B: Once I plugged it in, she was warm all night!
by Matt SR November 14, 2007
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Blanket Penis

When the foreskin of the penis is larger than the actual penis itself.
"Omg look at his Blanket Penis"
by KHELEY March 28, 2009
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security blanket

An object or act that assures one of safety and security.
This phrase was first derived from the blanket a characket from Peanuts(Charlie brown) always had with him. If memory serves me right a US Present coined the phrase.
1. The addition of cameras and patrolling officers will creat a security blanket for the students on campus.
2. Driving fast makes me feel safe. Like wrapping a blanket around me, it shields all the bad things from coming in.
by Machinus July 10, 2005
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Pig in a blanket

1) A degoratory term used to describe an undercover cop
2) An uncircumsized(sp) penis
3) A delicious snack consisting of cocktail-weiners wrapped in some type of roll
1 - Damn David! That was close! You almost bought weed from that pig in a blanket. That woulda sucked!!!

2 - Look at that guy... he has a pig in a blanket... HAR HAR HAR!!!

3 - SAY BITCH, Go make me some mo' pig's in a blanket
by Martin March 17, 2005
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Sperm Blanket

Blanket on top of hotel/motel beds, this is the sheets with the jizz, don't touch it, or you will be spermified,
Jim-dude, whats that?
Harlem- Man, thats the sperm blanket,
Jim-Better take the couch
by The man whose not afraid to January 21, 2009
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blanket response

A response given that does not directly address the question, rather gives a bland statement in order to appease the question giver(s). Usually involves offering a solution that does not leave said party responsible. -To beat around the bush.
After the Mayor received heavy criticism for poor spending, he offered a blanket response to the press to buy himself some time.
by b_TRAIN January 17, 2012
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The “blanket incident”

The act of giving a handjob under a blanket while you are in a room filled with other people.
Yesterday, Sophia was involved in the “blanket incident
by Bob statutory December 31, 2020
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