National ask out your crush

On April 12 ask out your crush and see if they like you to. Don’t be a pussy just do it you might actually finally get a girlfriend/boyfriend

Today’s national ask out your crush day

by Zoee kabobs May 25, 2018

National ask out a girl day

National ask out a girl day will be November 5, 2020. So boys, if there's a girl you've had your eyes on, Go for it! Don't be a pussy.

National ask out a girl day: boy "will you go out with me?" girl "YES"

by athleticsponge November 2, 2020

Did I ask

A thing said by mostly middle schooler's that basically is a slang way of saying "why'd you tell me that, i didn't need to know that." but in more of a rude way

"Hey guess what i did? I went to a beach!! Yeah!!" Jamie said. Ron looked Jamie right in the eyes and said, "DID I ASK!!"

by H@B June 6, 2017

Did I ask

The most annoying "come back" ever made. Usually used by 9-12 year olds.

John: Look, Daniel you have to do something, The project is due tomorrow and you haven't done anything.
Daniel: Did I ask?

by Infernoflame June 22, 2021

didnt ask

Quick way to tell others around u that your annoying, dumb, and toxic all at once, very useful phrase if you wish to loose friends

Man: my grandma just died
Jerk: didnt ask lol
Man: bro-

by Isaacool_101 February 10, 2022

I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester

"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.

Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*

by scodder November 15, 2012

December 6 national ask your crush out day!

ask your crush out!!!

December 6 national ask your crush out day!

by mimitheelf02 December 4, 2019