Winston Churchill

british leader during WWII, tried covering up for Neville Chamberlain, who fucked up so bad it wasn't funny, then, but now it's fucking hilerious

"would you like some tea?"
"I would, cuz I'm Winston Churchill"
"would you like some crumpets?"
"I would, cuz I'm Winston Churchill"

Peter Griffin

by Scott Blake May 24, 2005

Wikit

A conjunction of the two words, "Wikipedia" and "It." Used when a debate between friends has gotten to a point where it is clear both parties could be correct. Thus, the two decide to "Wikit," meaning to check The vast database of knowledge that is Wikipedia.com in order to see who was correct.

Dude 1: " I'm pretty sure it was Jefferson who fucked the slave girl. Lincoln freed them."

Dude 2: "Fuck. Wikit!"

Dude 1: "Ok, ok, lemme just update these firefox exstensions...FlashGOT! OMG! What the Fuck does it do?"

by Evan Shalabanjikawitz October 24, 2005

Dirty Winston

An act which involves one male deep-throating another, the receiver is only allowed to come up for breath and avoid gagging by repeating Mr T quotes. As soon as he stops quoting it’s back to balls on the chin.

dam! I was doing a dirty Winston on Kie last night and nearly choked him to death luckily he pulled away and said “I ain’t getting on no plane sucker” I said you is the sucker bro and pushed him down.

by Yo-yo jo August 22, 2019

Winksta

(1) Playa Pimp
(2) Damn Fine
(3) Dresses Fly
(4) Don't Mess With em

You only wish you were a Winksta

by Tasha June 7, 2003

Jameis Winston

A faggot who attends Florida State University. He is a rapist and a thief who deserves to rot in prison but won't because of the corrupt Tallahassee Police Department. Most people want to throw a Cheerwine Bomb at him.

Jameis Winston will not be arrested because Florida State University defends all of their criminal football players.

by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014

I wanna be winston

Im already Winston

I WANNA BE WINSTON!

by Vallybishh November 11, 2018

Winston

The mythical IT/Facilities guy who 'fixes' things that don't need fixing so they *become* broken, or who never appears at all but is always "going to be here next week."

noob drone: "GD it, why don't I have a dial tone this morning? My phone worked yesterday!"

wally-drone: "Dunno. I guess Winston fixed it."

noob drone: "Who the f*k is Winston?? I need my phone to work!"

wally-drone: "He's the phone guy! Just do your best. I think he'll be back next week."

by Willy Codewell July 30, 2012