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Wikstracted 

Due to the massive amount of links on a Wikipedia page there will always be someting more interesting to click on, leading to a random chain of pages completely off topic from the orignal page.
I was going to write my essay on Thermodynamics when i got wikstracted, ended up spending half an hour reading about paper clips.
Wikstracted by Wikiddd May 8, 2011
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webstracted

To become distracted by anything and everything on the web. Including ads, posts, games, links, notifications and messages. Almost to the point of forgetting what you were doing to begin with.
"I was trying to research facts for my essay and got webstracted by the new trailer for the new Black Ops 32 that's coming out!"

wikistracted 

Becoming distracted for extended periods of time by clicking around Wikipedia. Goes hand in hand with tabbed browsing.
Slappy only wanted to check the population of Slovenia, but became wikistracted for several hours.

Lisa was filling out her tax returns online when she became severely wikistracted, causing her to miss the deadline.

Mark was so wikistracted he didn't even notice the parade of pornstars in the office.
wikistracted by SuperTed October 17, 2008

workstracted 

It's when you can't respond to someone promptly, such as via text or online chat because you are at work and are distracted by it.
Kenny: Hey, Mayvenne. How was your Black Friday? Get any great deals?
Kenny: ??? Mayvenne?
Mayvenne: Oh Sorry Kenny. I was workstracted.
workstracted by artist6000 November 27, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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