water boner

a boner caused by just being in water,nothing to arouse it.

when seth got in the pool he got a water boner and didnt want to come out.

by bonermaster787 June 08, 2009

FEMA Water

Water handed out at a FEMA Point of Distribution or POD, along with FEMA Ice and sometimes MRE's.

"Sweetie, on your way home, run past the POD and pick up some more FEMA Water."

by TxFeatFan September 22, 2008

water back

A glass of water you will get as a follow-up when ordering a shot or a beer.

May I have a martini and a water back?

by purpleyamcrunch August 30, 2018

water whore

Someone who asks for water and ends up drinking it all
Someone who asks for a sip of water and ends up taking several gulps

Daniella :Hey Blake can I have some of your water?
Blake: Sure

* Daniella drinks all of it*
Blake : Daniella! You drank all my water

Riley :IKR Daniella is such a water whore

by KJacks September 04, 2015

Water Champion

Tom Segura

Tom Segura has been crowned Water Champion, beating his wife Christina mainly because of her inferior Yorkie sips.

by Bitchbooger November 11, 2016

dog water

a term used by fortnite kids to describe someone that’s trash at the game

he just missed all his shots he’s so dog water

by neygan December 28, 2020

Piss Water

Cheap beer that contains very little alcohol. In the 70s 3.2 beer had this title, but since the national 21 year old drinkiing age it has been difficult to obtain. Now piss water is usually shitty beers like nattie ice and busch. Stupid college kids drink these beers. Don't be those kids.

Man, this piss water sucks. I've been to teh pisser 5 times and I'm not even buzzed yet.

by Billy The Impaler December 14, 2004