traveling mercies

a way to brag about going on vacation on the down low, by crouching it in the form of a prayer

Aunt Maud prayed for traveling mercies while on her vacation to Rome

by nerdlinger September 20, 2009

twafflin'

farting while covered up with your nice fleece blanket

Becky and Jenny are always twafflin' after work.

by omg becky December 10, 2008

TrafaligarLaw

Handsome, smart, wealth and women --- this guy has it all.

An ex-diamond, and current world class jungler of the 2014 League of Legends season, Trafaligarlaw has proven himself time and time again that he stands above the rest in the league of legends scene. Made famous by his Masterful Yi jungle, and early theory predicting of the season 2015 triple solo lane double jungle (1-1-1), is continually seeking out challenges to test his limits.

He now sits at a modest gold 1 solo queue rank, the gatekeeper of platinum, bathing in the tears of his crushed opponents season end dreams. He is also a pervert.

Just be sure to remember.

When you queue up, prepare yourself, this guy is literally Dandy.

Holy shit this guy is literally TrafaligarLaw.

by online friend October 23, 2014

trifiling

An act that is unhygienic, in poor taste, cheap, or blatantly disloyal.

A Synonym for nasty or tacky.

For instance, getting dressed to go to $2 Tuesdays without taking a shower since Saturday is trifiling.
Bringing Lime-A-Rita's to a BYOB is trifilin'.
Paying your barber in laundry tokens and scratch-off lottery tickets is trifiling.
Getting your dad's dad's side piece knocked up is all kinds of trifilin'.

After we hooked up Greg had the nerve to use man's toothbrush. If he didn't still owe me $10 for the twenty bag last week I would've kicked that trifiling a-hole out, right there on the spot!

by LoLoLovely November 7, 2016

Truffling

To defecate and jerk off (masturbate) at the same time. This applies to the males of the species.

Dick went to shit and play with it - he enjoys truffling regularly!!!

by Mistymisaki April 19, 2006

Trifling thirds

Fucking a cunt minutes after the previous two guys, using their cum as lube. The follow up category of Sloppy Seconds.

when in a foursome and you are the last guy to fuck the cunt, you are considered doing trifling thirds.

by chocolatethunder65 September 28, 2009

time traveling

The consumption of multiple road sodas during a long road trip. Generally done to ease the boredom and monotony of said trip.

Driver: Dude, I grabbed a bottle of Jack for the drive 'cause it's a loooong trip.

Co-pilot: Hey, the longer the better...perfect for time traveling.

by spanky655321 September 23, 2007