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Tampa Bay Bar Mitzvah

When a married couple get divorced, the son has to become the new man of the house and start fucking his mother.

This is referred to as a Tampa Bay Bat Mitzvah when it's the daughter and father.
Cleetus: "Now that the divorce is final, Ma says I gotta start fillin' the hole Daddy left behind. Tonight's gonna be my Tampa Bay Bar Mitzvah.
by GoNorthToGetSouth July 5, 2021
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timiah

A kind soul who puts others first, but has anger issues and will lose their cool in a millisecond if played with. So be careful when you cross one.
Timiah nearly killed someone when she thought someone put their hands on her mom...but she said sorry though ;)
by Ti'miah November 23, 2021
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Tampa Girl

A Tampa Girl loves bright blue skies, palm trees, sand beneath her toes, & of course, cuban sandwiches. She has a sense of adventure & loves discovering new places but no matter where life takes her, Tampa will always be home 🖤🥟🌴
"I miss Steph, I hope she likes living in Gainesville"

"I miss her too but she'll be back soon, she's a Tampa Girl at heart!"
by Empamamas November 24, 2021
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Timea

Timea means : G0(000000)D! Filled with emathy, honesty, loyalty, cooperation, authenticity, creativity, passion, resilience and sensitivity.
Hey Timea, it’s nice to see you again!
by FabForeigner May 18, 2022
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TimaNoom

The name of a very cool youtube with 100 morbillion subscribers
TimaNoom is cool
by TimaNoom June 4, 2022
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Timea

Timea is rare. She is pure like the finest grade heroin. But she is wild like the stormy sea. Her waves will rip you like surf if you are not careful. Intense. All she ever wanted was LOVE. she has a deep connection with animals… she has a rainbow aura… she is a leader. a fighter. unstoppable. she will succeed because she is devoted. nurturing like a mother, but a child at heart. you can see the sadness in her eyes. she will make music forever and her spirit will haunt you long after you have left
Timea! Hey! Come to the party! I’ll shout you cones all night as long as you play DJ
by figgytwosocks October 8, 2022
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Oil-timatum

A phrase used to describe the way OPEC, the government, the petrol forecourts and the importers of oil (who hold the tankers offshore for weeks at a time in anticipation of further price rises in oil, consequently further lining their already bulging pockets) hold the whole world to ransom and royally screw all honest, working and middle class people, by forcing us to either pay their extortionate prices for a natural product, lest we decide not to pay, in which case, we are unable to travel to work, earn money and thus continue living.
Government: "We will be adding a further 10p of duty onto fuel this October, with a second increase of 12p in April. Combined with an increase in VAT, this will result in everyone being financially raped by us fat cat bastards for more money"

Honest, hard-working people: "But we can't afford such an increase! Food prices, gas and electric costs and the cost of living in general has sky-rocketed, along with council taxes, and all this is slap bang in the middle of recession, where no-one has had a pay-rise in years. We cannot afford to go to work if fuel prices are increased. And if we cannot go to work, we cannot afford to live!"

Government Not realising that increasing the cost of travelling to work could one day do untold damage to the economy and is basically shooting an already struggling economy in the foot: "Tough shit you measly paupers! This is your oil-timatum. Pay sky high fuel costs or wither away like the weak vermin you are!"
by STUBWFC December 29, 2010
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