When a married couple get divorced, the son has to become the new man of the house and start fucking his mother.
This is referred to as a Tampa Bay Bat Mitzvah when it's the daughter and father.
This is referred to as a Tampa Bay Bat Mitzvah when it's the daughter and father.
Cleetus: "Now that the divorce is final, Ma says I gotta start fillin' the hole Daddy left behind. Tonight's gonna be my Tampa Bay Bar Mitzvah.
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Timiah nearly killed someone when she thought someone put their hands on her mom...but she said sorry though ;)
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A Tampa Girl loves bright blue skies, palm trees, sand beneath her toes, & of course, cuban sandwiches. She has a sense of adventure & loves discovering new places but no matter where life takes her, Tampa will always be home 🖤🥟🌴
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"I miss her too but she'll be back soon, she's a Tampa Girl at heart!"
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Government: "We will be adding a further 10p of duty onto fuel this October, with a second increase of 12p in April. Combined with an increase in VAT, this will result in everyone being financially raped by us fat cat bastards for more money"
Honest, hard-working people: "But we can't afford such an increase! Food prices, gas and electric costs and the cost of living in general has sky-rocketed, along with council taxes, and all this is slap bang in the middle of recession, where no-one has had a pay-rise in years. We cannot afford to go to work if fuel prices are increased. And if we cannot go to work, we cannot afford to live!"
Government Not realising that increasing the cost of travelling to work could one day do untold damage to the economy and is basically shooting an already struggling economy in the foot: "Tough shit you measly paupers! This is your oil-timatum. Pay sky high fuel costs or wither away like the weak vermin you are!"
Honest, hard-working people: "But we can't afford such an increase! Food prices, gas and electric costs and the cost of living in general has sky-rocketed, along with council taxes, and all this is slap bang in the middle of recession, where no-one has had a pay-rise in years. We cannot afford to go to work if fuel prices are increased. And if we cannot go to work, we cannot afford to live!"
Government Not realising that increasing the cost of travelling to work could one day do untold damage to the economy and is basically shooting an already struggling economy in the foot: "Tough shit you measly paupers! This is your oil-timatum. Pay sky high fuel costs or wither away like the weak vermin you are!"
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