Whoremoan Therapy

Visiting prostitutes to ease getting over a bad breakup.

It's been tough couple of months since Lisa dumped me but the whoremoan therapy is really starting to help me get my groove back

by arbeit March 21, 2013

Crowbar Therapy

Therapy involving a crowbar in which one gets beat the shit out of to drain the body of Bullshit. This is often used in modern day therapy and is the frontier to modern day therapy. P.S. This is great for those people who are just full of shit.

I'm gonna give you some crowbar therapy its legal cuz you signed shit that you shouldn't have signed. LOL this is gonna be fun......

by CrowbarTherapy November 29, 2016

Go to therapy

Go to therapy is a term you use when someone is very hyper, energetic, or excited.

Amber couldn't stop laughing, so her best friend John told her to Go to therapy.

by CalmUrselfMrTherapy March 2, 2019

Pillow therapy

to cut a hole big enough to put your penis in so that you could fuck the shit out of it. (You can also do this Pillow therapy with your mattress.)

John had some pillow therapy last night.

by Justin February 14, 2005

robot-therapy

therapy done with the help of a 'partner robot'....for ageing people in Japan.

Mr. Zaki parked his auto infront of the golden-age club for yet another session of robot-therapy.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Cognitive Behaviour Therapy

A very popular talking therapy is Cognitive Behaviour Therapy with a huge psychological fan base that claims to reduce anxiety and other related disorders by reconstructing negative thoughts and making them impossibly positive. A therapist normally takes the patient through a fast track procedure and expects them to be fully recovered after 4 weeks when in fact the poor bugger has actually got worse. Often done on the NHS with therapists pushed for time and the patients wanting to strangle them. Regularly sold on the internet for a fee because some bastards like to make money out of other people's misery. An over-rated therapy when really the patient has so many issues they ought to be seeing a shrink but the government has to be seen to be doing something to help the mentally deranged.

Jane went to see her therapist last week for Cognitive Behaviour Therapy; I'm visiting her today in the loony bin

by MysticMog September 21, 2011

Facebook Therapy

Putting all your trials and tribulations as your Facebook Status for all to see

My Boyfriend left me,I'm broke,unemployed please through my friends list give me Facebook Therapy

by Vodka Milk April 23, 2010