Suede

Suede is a creature that feels like your petting an old person's sagging testicles. This creature likes to rub your beard hair, and your long luscious locks on your head. Suede likes to flick pieces of shit onto it's head as one of it's talents. Suede is owned by broriks.

Ew, what the hell is that weird looking thing?!

That's my suede

by Slappa DA bass masta April 20, 2014

Smedge

A really smooth edge, particularly relating to the art of giftwrapping.

'Check out these smedges' - remark made after giftwrapping something historically well, so that the edges of the paper are almost invisible.

by Snoppy5 September 26, 2007

SumDumFucc

A cool ass dude that everyone knows and adores. Also, takes the Blame for most things other people Deny.

Sumdumfucc stole my girlfriend with his beauty and charm!

by Sumdumfucc January 28, 2009

Sumejja

I like to travel. I am sweet. I love cats. I love gymnastics. I like soccer. I love to hang out with friends, and to go to fitness with them. I like to shop. I dont like chocolate. I like lemonade. I like ripped pants and hoodies.

You must have met a Sumejja

by GeekyGgeek March 17, 2017

sueded

is when you do something really loose but with a kind of style even if you make that thing bad

I like this pair of jeans but I need to suede them a little bit..

what did you do yesterday? I've been home sueded in the couch.

How did you brake your ankle? I was trying a kickflip but my ankle sueded off

by p.rossi May 3, 2010

sumeet

1.a. a poser
b. someone who tries to pose

2. someone under the illusion, that they are cool

3. someone quite blatantly "under the thumb"

stop being such a sumeet and take off those sunglasses

by Lianne Gray November 30, 2003

Smedium

size between small and medium

Person A: "What size would you like"

Person B: "Smedium!:

by Borelli75 April 20, 2009