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Melted Snowman

The act of rolling your penis into the shape of a ball, then grabbing both testicles, smushing them together, then proceeding to shove it into your partner's mouth, then ejaculating, causing a Melted Snowman.
Dad: Hey kids, do you want to make a melted snowman?

Kids: Yes daddy!

Or

Come here bitch lemme give you a melted snowman!
by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024
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Snowman

Snowman: king of the snowflakes (a very fragile, easily offended, overly sensitive person)
John has perfected the art of being offended by the slightest of criticisms.
Oh, so he's a snowflake?

Nah. Forget snowflake. More like a full-blown snowman.
by Epicurus2024 April 22, 2024
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Melted Snowman

When you nut inside a hot cup of French Roast coffee and pour it down your partners back.
Dude I was with this old bitch Jennyth and I totally gave her a Melted Snowman
by RandyCouget December 1, 2018
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snowman dick

When your dick gets shorter but also gets wider. Pure chode mode.
"Bro I think I got snowman dick."
"Damn dude I had that a while ago, my dick is still recovering"
by Glarity March 22, 2022
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Do you want to build a snowman?

Discretely asking someone if they want to do Cocaine.

Humorously inspired by Disney's Frozen.
by DarthBombad May 3, 2024
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Pawpaw the Snowman

This is a term used when you are a champion at PBassin it, when you have full-filled the life long dream of being the true PBass
I used to be good at PBassin it, now I am at the level of Pawpaw the Snowman.
by BH2. December 26, 2012
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Tennessee Snowman

When you do a line of coke off of a dirty butthole and it leaves off remnants on your upper lip. Its to immitate the image of a snowman you make in Tennessee snow (with dirt and leaves throughout the snow).
When I came home the other night my wife exclaimed, "Nice Tennessee Snowman!".
by Porcelainivorysteel December 24, 2020
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