poon smooch

Licking a girls pussy.. or a mans. In that case it's called smooching a manpoon. Pehaps your own.

I'd love to smooch her poon!

Let go out for some good old poon smooching..

How can a man smooch his own manpoon?

by Diggathan November 21, 2006

Death to Smoochy

Rough sex. To pound a girl's vagina.

"she's about to get that Death to Smoochy"

by AK Feezy May 26, 2006

Smached

It's a combinition of the word Smashed and Chiseled meaning to smash someone so hard they will feel as though they have been chiseled.

Smee: Wigan are gonna get smached here in the second half

Antony: Smashed**

Tom: Nooo! Smached, bitch.

by Houghton91 August 9, 2012

Rape Smooch

Smooching someone against their will

Veronica: Hey Jenny, Todd totally rape smooched me last night! I was like...The F!

Jenny: EW! What a loser dweeboid!

Veronica: Right!?

by Rape Smooch Police March 27, 2010

snoach

(a variant of snatch)
n: silly drunk bitch
v: to steal something random that belongs to someone else

Ang is such a snoach; she's always snoaching my weed.

by jaypooh June 29, 2004

Smooch

Man or woman who tries to romantically be with you
for the purpose of freeloading

I broke up with her because she was a {smoocher}

,, what a {smooch}, can you believe that?

Never again will i date a {Smooch}.

She tried to move in to my apartment pretending to be my girlfriend to live off of my $,,, what a {smooch}

by UCANTCMESBG April 12, 2011

Scoach

A skinny,long black penis

Dude 1: "Bro have you seen Bryant's scoach"
Dude 2: "Yea bro he flashed me last week"

That guy over there looks like he has a scoach

Leslie the thot only likes to go out with guys who have scoaches

by swigswagyolo September 28, 2015