omg shiny

It's when they, ooooh, concentrate on what is superficial and new rather that what is basically essential for things to actually work.
The reference is to a Bhuddist concept of the slightly manic attraction to 'shiny' things, which turn out to be useless when you get them.

Note: Bhuddists don't have god(s) in the same sense as other religions.

... not just a hobbyist problem, it's an omg shiny problem. They don't care to work on the important maintenance stuff when they can do leading-edge trendy ...

by methuzla August 19, 2016

Shiny

Meaning "cool", something great, awesome, neat, popular in style.

Ex: "Dang that shirt's hella shiny, where'd you get it?"
Ex: "That game was so shiny! I would play again."

by livgeiser June 20, 2021

Tight and Shiny

When a guy bends his penis in half. The skin on the shaft then gets that tight and shiny appearance.

Last call at the bar
Drunk idiot: Hey sexy, wanna see my tight and shiny?!
Girl: What? Okay?? Wtf?
Drunk idiot: turns his back, fumbles with his pants, then

finally turns around.
Girl:?????
Drunk Idiot: ta daaaaaa
Girl: Gross! Pull yourself together! Creep.

by melhorn April 3, 2022

Shiny Forehead

A bitch

"Do you know that person with a Shiny Forehead?"
"You mean S****a?"
"Yeah she's a bitch"
"Yeah she is"

by hi samira April 1, 2023

Shiny Dick

When you take a dick pic with the flash on.

Yo, Ma boy gave me a shiny dick!*Black chick voice*
Youz a dirty hoe. ;-;

by cowbellnipples May 12, 2015

SHINS N SHINYS

Slang phrase referring to Asians (shins) and Africans (shinys).

Oi mate did you see the shins n shinys fighting over that bag of rice at supermarket?

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS May 13, 2022

sergeant shiny skull

When your hairline is on the back of your head.

Mr. Williamson is Sergeant shiny skull. You can see the future through his head.

by Billycheesestick March 11, 2017