scratch-tubate

To scratch one's own genitals as if masturbating

A: Hey, why are you scratch-tubating?
B: I need to scratch-tubate 'cause it feels like my dick is on fire. It must be a sex thing...
A: Holy shit, yo're crawling with crabs!
(from "The Big C", season 2, episode 4)

by Tara13 January 15, 2014

Scratch the dip

When you're all in on Bitcoin and save small sums of fiat from your day job to invest in Bitcoin's price pullbacks.

"Bitcoin is down from $14,000 to $8,000. Time to scratch the dip."

by Bitcoiner123 November 21, 2019

tongue scratching

when you sneak pubic hairs on someone food. most commonly in their sandwich.

when I worked at mcdonalds, me and my co workers would do some tongue scratching when we were bored

by billy baby 333 March 9, 2020

Crack Scratch

When you have an itchy ass cause you didn't wipe well in the first place. Your whole day changes cause you can't walk properly. So you need to learn to wipe better.

Man, this crack scratch is really ruining my shopping experience can we stop at the bathroom a quick second to let me clean myself.

by Itchytaint December 3, 2021

scratch the barnacle

A sexual act where one stimulates the Gräfenberg spot (g-spot) of a woman. The bumpy texture of the g-spot and the wetness of the vaginal walls make for the comparison of the g-spot to barnacles.

She was horny so I went over to scratch the barnacle.

by rapidscan October 19, 2015

Hot Scratch

another term for "sun burn."

Man, I ended up with a nasty case of Hot Scratch after my trip to the Caribbean.

by hotscratch82 May 10, 2010

T-scratch

1. Robbing one of their virginity with a trident or calering iron.

2. The act of taking pictures of nuggets in the fetal position and then modifying the pictures to make it appear as though the nuggets were in large cities. ie; New York New York, ATL, Detroit, Meadow Springsdaleton.

1. Dude, did you T-scratch her last night???

2. Homo69: Hey, man what'd you do today?
XxLaRgEBaLLsxX69: Oh nothin, I just had to go to my T-scratch meeting at 2:39

by J.Boobie January 6, 2005