Retard

A person, usually serving in congress. More specifically the house of representatives, which bans the use of "gendered" words but then continues to use them. Retards usually consist of members of the species Nancyeous Pelocius.

Oy bruv! that Retard over there just did something Retarded!

by The Right Gang January 21, 2021

Retarded

Noelle west

Noelle is the definition of retarded

by Heyhaheyhe January 31, 2020

Retard

People that spam requests their names to try to get their names on Urban Dictionary.

This kid is a fucking retard.

by MorphineDrip January 17, 2020

Retard

Someone who wears a Hi- vis Jacket and works for CO-OP(midcounties) they may also sit at the front of the yellow bus and lick the windows, he also wear a bicycle helmet to stop them banging their head against the wall.

Jordan is a retard, he also sits at the front of the yellow bus and licks the windows, he also wears a bicycle helmet to stop him banging his head against the wall

by DWright2005 April 27, 2020

Retarded

The situation where the dude who is your best friend steals your crush.

Me: "Remember when I had this crush on this girl?"

Stranger: "Yeah, what about it?"

Me: "Well, this situation is all retarded. My own best friend stole my crush, even though he knew about it."

by 1tonystark1 March 30, 2021

Retard

Someone who is too stupid to realise the obvious reality/option/solution.

People who think straight pride should be a thing or someone who says vaccines causes autism are a retard

by Randompersondumbass April 29, 2020

retardful

the remarkable act of exceeding stupidity by which a man with chipwich. also including but not limited to failure and also frankfurters?!?

if u don't know what retardful means then enter name here

by chip whichowitz October 23, 2008