Retarflation

The deflationary system by which "bitcoins" are produced, where simultaneously shrinking supply and delusional paranoia causes bagholders (HODL'ers) to experience severe mental regression.

Hey, did you hear about Kylecoin?
Nah man, I'm on team Bitcoin. It's the future of money bro.
You know it's a retarflationary scheme that extracts money from suckers to whales and miners, right?
Stop the fud dude, fiat is dirty.

by ShitcoinTron February 9, 2020

Retardonationalism

Being retarded, and spreading it to other people. Making it a type of religion.

“We all have Retardonationalism”

by autismic retard February 16, 2020

Retardiction

1 april 2020

The place where it all begins....

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie, but people still didn't admit it that The audiction bamboozled the heck out of them

These people were called retardiction by the audiction fans for being dense as heck

person 1: what the f, I just hot scammed, I waited and subscribed but nothing happened

The audiction fans: is this kid Retardiction or somethin?

I watching you...

by Proxley the serwofun caretaker April 1, 2020

Retrydation

The act of rapidly retrying a request to the point that it locks up

"The server was down this morning due to retrydation from accounting."

by Neaudle June 12, 2020

Reparations Severance

A financial package, like a golden parachute, added to BIPOC employment contracts that include diversity titles or JEDI responsibility. The severance package accounts for the emotional labor and emotional tax accrued during the job and protects against the statistically likely premature dismissal due to organizational flightiness, shifting of priorities, or gaslighting of the candidate.

I negotiated reparations severance into my employment contract because it was a Chief Diversity Officer role, and they like to fire us after they get their Linkedin photo-op.

by tiffany jana September 17, 2021

Robtardation

When your friend Rob does something so idiotic that it cannot even be comprehended by the top 1% of human minds.

Man, that was a real Robtardation the other day. I asked him if he wanted to meet me at the high school but he said he had to chop wood and trim bushes for 8 hours.

by hr3pg3rg May 24, 2022

retardination

A country filled with retarded citizens

The retardination country has retarded citizens

by CringeyMaster69 July 16, 2022