Pontus

someone who sucks waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much dick

you sucked my dick 535535 times now stop being a pOnTuS

by Pontus is a dciiiiiickkk March 26, 2019

pontoon

The opposite of wretched;

Someone or something that is completely cool, laid-back and ready to party.

Gurrrrl, that feathered hair is so not pontoon.

Vice Vaughn in Swingers is so pontoon.

by Jason Jopke June 13, 2005

PONTIAC

Fo sho' its a car. But it done got meaning son.
Po
Old
Nigger
Thinks
Its
A
Cadillac.

Look at that fool. Thinks he's all that. He's got 20's on a godamn PONTIAC.

Fo' sho son. Holla out to the 804. JP out.

by JP February 1, 2005

Pontoon

a code-name for penis

"Theres nothing like splashing a little water on my pontoon."

by Skott October 17, 2004

Pontificant

God-like. Used to describe something so awesome its close to being deified.

"Yo, that bitch's ass was pontificant! Made me wanna get up on Sunday and go to church!"

by surrealhero79 November 23, 2015

Ponteland

Ponteland is a small semi-rural village located 9 miles North West of the glorious city Newcastle Upon Tyne. Ponteland is what would be considered an upper-middle-class area in the UK. It is connected to a large and extremely expensive housing estate Darras Hall, home to many footballers from the surrounding North East clubs and people who can only be described as Cashmere Trash.

Mummy and Daddy's money, second-hand Porsches, an elderly generation of snobs, ridiculous house prices and the automatic assumption that your child will go to Oxford or Cambridge define Ponteland. Yet it is still labeled as a wonderful place to live as is Darras Hall. Maybe it is a wonderful place to live but several decaying schools, the Chav filled Merton Way "shopping center" and a former council housing estate filled with what the prestigious people of Ponteland would call "salt of the earth" residents suggest against this.

In summary; Ponteland has the image of being middle class and civilized, but that couldn't be further from the truth. It is a shithole in its own right, dominated by social pressure, former criminals and the fear of not being accepted by your following middle-class brethren.

There's always someone doing better than you in Pontleland.

JC

"Fancy flying down Ponteland mate?"

"Nor nah, if I wanted to be judged for who I am I could just go to a courtroom"

by JACCAJ October 10, 2018

pontificate

To poop on the pope. Normally from a great height, such as a poop deck.

Billy pontificated on the body of Jean Paul II as his way of remembering the good times they had shared.

by O_P September 28, 2005