Parnied

To be extremely drunk, usually involves passing out, fighting, throwing up, or wetting yourself. Can only be achieved by the hardest of all drinkers.

Person 1: Did you have fun at the pub last night?

Person 2: Yeah i was absolutely parnied!

by lemonsqueezer October 20, 2008

Parisi Hands

A drinking game similar to Edward forty hands, in which you take 3 to 4 beer cans and grab them with both hands. Then a person duct tapes the cans to your hands and you drink the beers.

I wanna get shitfaced tonight, let's play Parisi Hands.

by TheManHimself45 October 19, 2010

Panini Tozt

A shitty sandwich shop. Notably on the East Side of Manhattan and Long Island City.

It's famous for spit-in/spit-on entrees.

It's also famous for on-time delivery of its mediocre wares.

John: I have the munchies.
Vlad: Let's order from Panini Tozt!
John: No, Vlad -- that shit's nasty.
Vlad: Womp. I forgot about the time we had a peanut butter and saliva sandwich delivered.

by krrish January 24, 2011

Paninizza

Pronunciation: puh-nee-neet-zuh
The result of squishing two slices of pizza, cheese side together, in a panini sandwich maker.

Hey John, how many slices are left? Two? Cool. I think I'll make myself a paninizza.

by im a astronot September 12, 2011

Pariishka Penguiin

A Awesome person, who is kind, loving to all, shes the crazy impulsive sweet bitchy Girlfriend!!

your girlfriend's like Pariishka Penguiin
i wish i had someone like Pariishka Penguiin

by fancyhead! April 25, 2013

panini poonani

Verb, slang for eating out a poonani

Oh shit did you panini poonani her?

by BlackToAfrica January 7, 2014

Parisian Christmas Tree

An enormously large butt plug, of such proportions as to be near impossible to insert.

That fucktard needs a Parisian Christmas Tree put in her ass.

by Trey Modgod November 4, 2014