While receiving fellatio from a woman, the man positions her in a horizontal position and crouches above her mouth. He inserts his manhood into her oral cavity and begins to thrust. When finished, the man ejaculates in her mouth, jumps up and screams black gold! He then sprints out of the room and never speaks to her again.
Justin caught me totally off guard last weekend when he decided it would be a good idea to start oil drilling me, and now he won't answer my phone calls.
To fill a small cylindrical bin to the top with tissues that have been used to wipe up ejaculatory fluid and no other items of rubbish are contained in the bin
After performing an Alaskan Pipeline, force the person to hold in the shit filled condom and till it thaws and force them to defecate it back out. Thus is born the oil slick