Nascar Face 

Nascar face occurs after staring at the tv for over 3 or 4 hours straight of nascar. The face has dried out eyeballs and a gaping mouth.

"Dude, that guy looks hideous"! "No dude, he just has nascar face".

Nascar Face by KyleDeepShit April 17, 2010

nascar turn

the extremely exaggerated wide turn that is only necessary to maneuver into the narrowest of spaces or around the sharpest of turns, or if you are in a stock car race and are trying to keep someone from passing you.

"Yo, the only way you're going to get that Hummer into that little alley is by making a nascar turn" or "Where did you learn how to drive? You didn't have to make a nascar turn to get into that parking stall!"

nascar turn by Kevin Little December 21, 2007

nascar dads 

Culturally conservative-Blue Collar- white men with high risk of loosing their jobs.
“NASCAR dads” are very conservative and tend to be very religious. They most likely to be anti-cultural, anti diversity and anti abortion. They are highly influenced by churches and driven by what is perceived as “blind patriotism”. Those conservative “values” tend to drive their vote republican, but since money is always a decisive factor, losing their jobs with a shaky economy could swing their vote and they definitely do not have a problem of being hypocrites.

“NASCAR dads” are culturally conservative-Blue Collar- white men with high risk of loosing their physically demanding jobs due to outsourcing.

nascar dads by wes February 13, 2004

NASCAR in the Rain 

Something that doesn't exist.

Don't you get it? He doesn't have a girlfriend. She's the Loch Ness Monster, NASCAR in the rain. She doesn't exist.

NASCAR in the Rain by bgutz May 27, 2012

nascar fan 

fuckin loser with no life or sense of culture. They posess no real skills in life and it's funny because neither do Nascar drivers. They have no shame in wearing racing jackets to school concert's even though it embarases their kids.

Wow Sammy must get abused at home. I saw his dad wearing a Dale Earnheart jacket. What a bastard. Maybe we should adopt him so we can keep him away from that drunk Nascar fan.

nascar fan by Nascar is for scum June 21, 2006

nascar knuckledragger 

Any fan of the Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks. Can easily be spotted by their hilariously gaudy NASCAR themed clothing, the NASCAR stickers with which they emblazon their overpowered vehicles, their overly aggressive driving, their mustaches (on both men and women) and their eyes, which are unnaturally close together due to inbreeding. They tend to parrot right wing views but can rarely be bothered to actually vote.

I'm really worried about my sister; her new bofriend is a real NASCAR knuckledragger.

nascar knuckledragger by Peugeotjoker May 22, 2005

nascar fan 

The lowest breed of human in the 21st century.

I saw a nascar fan eating out of a trashcan earlier.

nascar fan by stevemanjulia October 2, 2007