wes's definitions

nut brownie

a good-sized piece of feces filled with various nuts which came from previous meals

hey seth come here, i just dropped a load of nut brownies

by wes April 12, 2005

sofi

The most beautiful & kind girl in the world.

Is that who I think it is? There goes Sofi!

by Wes April 26, 2005

emissions test

the process of sticking your bare ass in front of one's face, then blowing hard ass into their mouth; if they throw up immediately then it was an excellent fart, if they don't then they get to pinch a loaf into your mouth

my friend challenged me to an emissions test in which he lost, so i got to drop a foot long deuce into his mouth

by wes April 30, 2005

dorkel-hose

The shaft of a penis. Also another name for a dickhead.

Joe is a real dorkel-hose for going to the prom with a freshman.

by Wes April 28, 2007

crease

to irritate or annoy

It really creases me when selfish jerks cut the ticket line at the movies.

by Wes October 26, 2003

flavored

distracted, preoccupied, generally out-of-it, not lucid

After remaining awake for 36 hours straight to cover an extra shift in the ER, the flavored young doctor crashed on the break room couch.

by Wes October 26, 2003

war

the thing that france is very bad at

France tried to fight a war...they lost.

by Wes November 1, 2003