wes's definitions

nut brownie

a good-sized piece of feces filled with various nuts which came from previous meals

hey seth come here, i just dropped a load of nut brownies

by wes April 12, 2005

sofi

The most beautiful & kind girl in the world.

Is that who I think it is? There goes Sofi!

by Wes April 26, 2005

emissions test

the process of sticking your bare ass in front of one's face, then blowing hard ass into their mouth; if they throw up immediately then it was an excellent fart, if they don't then they get to pinch a loaf into your mouth

my friend challenged me to an emissions test in which he lost, so i got to drop a foot long deuce into his mouth

by wes April 30, 2005

dorkel-hose

The shaft of a penis. Also another name for a dickhead.

Joe is a real dorkel-hose for going to the prom with a freshman.

by Wes April 28, 2007

fl'o

floor

get on tha fl'o biotch.

by wes August 8, 2003

Crush

Sex. Intercourse.

Dude, I would so like to crush her.

Did you crush it?

I'd crush it.

by Wes August 20, 2003

run up in

1. anal sex

2. looking dishoveled, messy, tired, unruly

"I'm trying to stay out of jail so I never get run up in."

or

"Why did you come to work lookin' all run up in."

or

"I thought she was cute, but when I got closer she looked all run up in."

by Wes August 20, 2003