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Definitions by wes

dorkel-hose 

The shaft of a penis. Also another name for a dickhead.
Joe is a real dorkel-hose for going to the prom with a freshman.
dorkel-hose by Wes April 28, 2007
Crazy... in hindi aaaa aaaa aaaa aaaaa
you are paagal...
Tum paagal hai!
Paagal by wes May 13, 2005

emissions test 

the process of sticking your bare ass in front of one's face, then blowing hard ass into their mouth; if they throw up immediately then it was an excellent fart, if they don't then they get to pinch a loaf into your mouth
my friend challenged me to an emissions test in which he lost, so i got to drop a foot long deuce into his mouth
emissions test by wes April 30, 2005
Is that who I think it is? There goes Sofi!
sofi by Wes April 26, 2005

nut brownie 

a good-sized piece of feces filled with various nuts which came from previous meals
hey seth come here, i just dropped a load of nut brownies
nut brownie by wes April 12, 2005
a polish lasse who is wise beyond her years and has large boobs
kasia by Wes March 31, 2005
The National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws. One of the best non-profit groups in the county dedicated to stopping the prosecution of marijuana users. NORML seeks the decriminalization of marijuana in order to take it off the street and away from criminals. An organization dedicated to protecting the American citizen. Join your local chapter.

www.norml.org
"I'm NORML."
"NORML is kick ass."
NORML by Wes March 9, 2005