mumpa

New, alternate and more insulting word for charva

'Here, yar a right fuckin' mumpa, ye thick cunt'

by evelyn waughfare November 23, 2003

Mump

Mump: a small round lump which replaces the penis or vagina.It usaully has a single hair that is surronded by a small purple circle, similar to a nipple.

I waled into Timmy's room and he hd his pants down. I saw his mump and screamed. It was the worst thing I had ever seen.

by Jeff Camacho February 18, 2007

murphed

to backend someone for overtaking you on a race track

ambrose got murphed as he went around ford cutting

by Jared73 October 28, 2005

Murphing

A necrophilic betting game in which one participant performs oral sex on the corpse of a recently deceased pregnant woman placed on her back while another jumps from an elevated surface onto the woman's stomach. The participant who is performing oral sex then consumes whatever substance is expelled from the vagina. The participants switch positions (one jump per turn) until one quits or fails to consume the expelled substance, in which case they lose and the winner takes the pot of money agreed upon before the start of the game.

James and Matt went murphing. James puked on the second round so Matt won $5000.

by En_are June 25, 2008

murph

When a person is taking a hit off of a marijuana piece and they blow the weed out of the bowl by either; laughing or coughing.

"Dude, I can't beleive you murphed the green hit."

"Ya, you can have a hit, but it's dank don't murph it."

by Harry-J54 May 11, 2009

Mall of Memphis

Black people mall. Everybody there is black.

"Have you ever been to the Mall of Memphis?"

by Flip September 14, 2004

Memphis

A city that is so amazing yet so awful. The 20th largest city (after we got el paso'd), Memphis is a city where the popular phrase "Location, location, location" really comes into play. Staying away from the airport (unless you have a plane to catch) is probably a good idea, even in broad daylight. Also, any street with someone's full name in it (e.g., Elvis Presley Blvd, Danny Thomas Blvd, etc.) has a tendency to attract poverty, crime and poor sanitation. But if you're smart enough to stay close to the river or the suburbs you can find some pretty interesting things and some great food. Don't go to Graceland; it's expensive and boring. However, Memphis is home to a wonderful zoo, Mud Island, and many national and state parks and museums that its residents often take for granted. It's much better than Knoxville, where the Mountain Dew they drink isn't manufactured by Pepsi Co. Memphis' main problem is a racial divide that is caused by a majority of blacks hating whites because they assume all whites are inherently racist. Yes, I realize I just did the same thing. Get over it.

Memphian: Damn, I hate Memphis so much. Why did I have to work so hard at FedEx?

Nashvillian: I love Memphis! Nashville is so boring.

Knoxvillian: I hate Memphis. Everyone there is so snobby. I mean, come on, who brushes their teeth every day?

by Rihanyce July 25, 2011