Mump: a small round lump which replaces the penis or vagina.It usaully has a single hair that is surronded by a small purple circle, similar to a nipple.
I waled into Timmy's room and he hd his pants down. I saw his mump and screamed. It was the worst thing I had ever seen.
by Jeff Camacho February 16, 2007
(v) Mump, Mumped, Mumping, Mumper, Mumpee.
To mump someone is to hump that persons mum.
This word first surfaced in Paisley, Scotland during a conversation while watching saw III. A joke was made about a child filming his mother in her bedroom from the closet in order to put the video on his private website.
The perpetrator of the act of mumping is known as a mumper while the person whos mother is being humped is known as the mumpee.
To mump someone is to hump that persons mum.
This word first surfaced in Paisley, Scotland during a conversation while watching saw III. A joke was made about a child filming his mother in her bedroom from the closet in order to put the video on his private website.
The perpetrator of the act of mumping is known as a mumper while the person whos mother is being humped is known as the mumpee.
You're getting mumped!
You just got mumped!
Shut it or I'll mump you!
I'm going to mump your maw! (hump your gran)
You mumper! (mother f*cker)
You got one hell of a mumping last night!
You just got mumped!
Shut it or I'll mump you!
I'm going to mump your maw! (hump your gran)
You mumper! (mother f*cker)
You got one hell of a mumping last night!
by Jamiesons & Craig March 13, 2011
During fellatio on a man, the partner places the entire shaft of the penis and both testicles in their mouth. Giving the appearance of someone with the mumps disease.
by Forget_i_was_here May 30, 2017
Verb (past tense) meaning to get an infection caused by the mumps virus, characterised by extreme swelling of the face. Many people living in close contact such as frat boys commonly get mumped. People who get mumped can show no signs for upto 6 days after catching the virus, and are infective and able to mump others for upto 2 weeks. It is also rumoured to spread rapidly through the act of swallowing each other's semen; this may or may not be linked to why frat boys get mumped a lot.
Example 1:
Jared : "Dude, you've been off work for days! What happened?"
Chuck : "I got mumped badly"
Example 2:
Vincent : "Haha look at that guy's face! He got mumped!"
Jared : "Dude, you've been off work for days! What happened?"
Chuck : "I got mumped badly"
Example 2:
Vincent : "Haha look at that guy's face! He got mumped!"
by Reverend Poleman March 20, 2009
A very inconvenient disease.
by Lance_Uppercut May 06, 2009
Man, that guy has the mumps!
What?! Man, his testicles must be harshly sterile and inflamed.
Yeah. Nasty.
What?! Man, his testicles must be harshly sterile and inflamed.
Yeah. Nasty.
by Pollup December 02, 2007