minger

someone with a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle

jade, fat boy slim , your mother, that sweaty fat chick from pop idol

by UVMe January 16, 2004

Stinks like a dead whore's minge

A phrase used to describe the extreme undesirability of something

That was a terrible thing to do. It stinks like a dead whore's minge.

This soup stinks like a dead whore's minge.

by Mousetower December 19, 2005

whatever minger

Insult used to undermine and embarrass others by way of nonchalance. Usually used as a defence or retaliation to their comment. Passive aggressive behaviour but with an extra kick

Kirsty: The printer's broken/dinner's ready/please take out the rubbish
Andy: Am I bothered?
Kirsty: Whatever minger

by Kirsty/Andy September 1, 2008

Minge Teaser

Used to descrige a man who teases the female organ and then refuses to finish the job by means of penile insertion.

"Stop fingering me and shag me you minge teasing bastard."

"Stop being a minge teaser and pork me."

by Julius Gray January 17, 2005

Minged Off

Verb meaning to be annoyed with someone or something

I can't believe he cheated on me! I'm so minged off

by Marsbian February 13, 2009

Minge Mobile

Any vehicle driven by a man that is used whilst going out to pick up women.

As John pulled up to his friend's house before heading out for a night on the town, he yelled out the window "Hop in the minge mobile and let's go to the bar!"

by wclax23 April 6, 2011

Chocolate Minge-Shake

when an individual pours chocolate milkshake in to a pussy and then the girl fannyfarts it out in his face.

wana do a chocolate minge-shake ;)
sureeeee :D

by Leah Davies gayyyy January 22, 2009