quote mining 

Taking quotes out of context or misquoting someone.

"Yes, the fingerprint could belong to him, but it was of such poor quality that I cannot be sure."

...

"In his testimony he stated the the fingerprint belonged to the defendant."

"You're quote mining!"

quote mining by GuyWithCable October 8, 2008

making love 

An event that happens when *only* two people are and must be in love with each other and who give and recieve mutual pleasure via. physical contact.
They must be in the "loving" frame of mind and not in it just for the physical pleasure. Must be intimate.
This excludes quickies.

I love making love. <3

making love by Leah & Jasmine September 30, 2005

Making a phone call 

The act of performing cunnilingus on a hermaphrodite as well as giving it a hand job at the same time. The position of your head and hand will be in direct correlation as if you were talking on a telephone.

" I'm not sure if Chris is a man or a woman."

" Dude it's both. I should know, I was making a phone call on it last night."

Making a phone call by rjwNU1 June 4, 2009

I’m mining 

A great mine craft parody of drowning.

I’m mining I’m mining I’m mining I’m mining, mobs so icy wonder why they kill me I’m just mining.

I’m mining by A little 9 year old kid December 17, 2018

making puppies 

To waste time; porking the pooch; variation of "fucking the dog"

"Instead of writing my english thesis, I ended up making puppies."

making puppies by Anonymous November 7, 2003

milking

1) To squeeze a cow's udders to collect milk.
2) A sexual term: to force a man to ejaculate repeatedly.

1) The farmer said, "Go and milk the cow.
2) She tied him up and milked his cock.

milking by Homer S. February 13, 2005

Making Patterns 

The act of making patterns on a scantron during a test, because you don't know the answers.

Dude, that test killed me! I was Making Patterns on the entire front side!

Making Patterns by R-Ill December 22, 2008