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message board decoder ring

A mythical tool used to decipher message board posts made by a person who is speaking to one individual person about something only the two of them understand....both of whom, ironically, are usually tools themselves. The goal of the tools is to hope people wonder what they are talking about. The tools can only be thwarted by a decoder ring tool.
Oh bless my stars, another incoherent post by the ancient one....I MUST know what it means! Now....where did I leave that message board decoder ring....
by L0VE (the 0 is a zero) February 20, 2011
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[messager]

n. 1. Some one who sends messages. 2. A program that sends messages.
1. Her texting skills were incredible. She was the top messager of all her friends. This messager add on really increases the number of messages you can send.
by theATM February 27, 2014
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Mesa

A mesa is someone who views a group chat but NEVER says anything. She has qualities like never answering FaceTime and never playing roblox. Do you know a Mesa?
Mesa declined your FaceTime call.

Shaniqua declined to play roblox.
by User/ban May 29, 2020
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Murrieta Mesa High School

MMHS is a small, expensive but beautiful campus. Outcast/Eugenes typically go here, mainly the class of 2022 (freshman soon sophmores in 2019) is the outcast/eugenes. They usually are all about and screetching across the hallways and quad section during lunch. They're obnoxiously loud, think Mesa is awesome school that they're making better but in retrospect worse, and think their "privelleged" to go to MMHS. They say all that about Mesa but don't take advantage of the education their getting thats better than MV. They're dumber than all of the classes before them excluding the first 2 years of Mesa. They don't try at school or sports. They join a sport then quit and start screetching or if they're "cool" then have vape parties in the bathroom or be total jerks to random people. If they don't quit then their still trash at whatever they're doing except the freshman swimmers, they're the saviors of Mesa. But besides the class of 2022 they're a still weird people but quiet and nice. Teachers are nice, upper class men are nice and accepting to everyone. Football sucks but basketball is a decent program. Aquatics sports aka swim and water polo are in a renaissance thanks to two freshman. Lacrosse girls are great. Track won 2018 state championship and had some good atheletes in 2019. Cross country has been improving. Tennis is successful program too.
Vista Murrieta Kid- "Mesa sucks dick haha" *throws up V for vista*

Murrieta Mesa Kid- "who cares"

2nd Murrieta Mesa Kid "REEEEEEEEE"

Murrieta Valley Kid- "probably a freshman"

Shivela Middle Schooler- "I want to go to Murrieta Mesa High School mom! All of my friends are going there too!"

Mom- "what your weird friends like Eugene?"
by PS-Boy15 June 4, 2019
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GameFAQs Message Boards

The only forum I've been to that penalizes you for your opinion and rewards you for doing nothing. The base system of the message boards is inherently flawed. On the message boards, everytime you log in, you'll get a karma point. Karma points are points that basically help you level up your account. Simple, right? It gets worse.

Where on most message boards, as soon as you sign-up, you get basic features such as the ability to search for topics, or post as much as you want per day, or the ability to mark other people's topics, you can't do any of this right from the get-go. In order for you to post as decently as you would on any other message board, you must first level up your account. That means you must continually log-onto your account for about 3 months before you can have the same amount of features that you would get on a normal message board within the first day. The worst part of the basic system is that there is NO way to gain extra karma. You only earn it after you log-on the next day. You can't gain it by submitting video game reviews, guides and walkthroughs, or by submitting any other contributions to the site. You are literally stuck getting 1 karma per day. This is basically the staff of GameFAQs saying that "We don't give two shits about your contributions to the site, we only want more visitors per day."

As if that wasn't bad enough, you can lose karma points for literally anything you say or do. This makes trying to get basic posting features a pain in the ass. Voicing your opinion is intolerable, and you will be modded immediately. This is because the moderators are either inept, stupid, fanboyish, corrupt, or any combination of the four. Say how disappointed you are in Nintendo on the Wii board? Nope, you're trolling. How about saying that you like Majora's Mask more than Ocarina of Time on the OoT board? You're trolling. What about saying how overrated you think Halo 3 is on the 360 board or the Halo boards? You're most certainly trolling. Some of the penalties for these so-called 'violations' are absolutely ridiculous. For example, getting your account banned because you posted a picture of a girl who had a nipslip where 1/64th of a nipple was actually showing, even though showing the area of boobage around the nipple is perfectly acceptable.

So in a nutshell, you gain ONE karma per day, and one wrong post can take off anywhere from 3 to 10 karma. But it gets even worse.

The moderators can't even decide on what's tolerable and what's not. This is the worst part of the moderators. Several users will get away with certain stuff, and as soon as you do the same, you will get moderated. The other users' posts will still be there for several weeks. When you contest a moderation, they even make a note of saying that mentioning how other people did it and got away with it is not an excuse. Maybe if they actually did their job instead of deciding when and when not to moderate somebody, they wouldn't even need to put that as a note.

Now, admittedly, upon signing up, very few people bother to read the ToS. People expect it to be the same cookie cutter "Don't post bad things!" type of things you see in the ToS for other forums. However, after you get moderated repeatedly, you will think to actually look back at the ToS to see if there's anything you missed. You will see that even the ToS is flawed. Half of the things you can get moderated for aren't even mentioned in the ToS. You will also see that it is just full of loopholes, in the form of manipulating statements such as "this includes but is not limited to..." in their favor. They add new violations to their list everyday, but it never appears in the ToS.

And finallly, the users. The morons have a lot of karma points, and intelligent users have very little. And your opinion will also be belitted because of your low karma. Both the moderators and the users seem to think their opinion is fact.

Please, do not visit GameFAQs. It's nothing more than aggravation after aggravation. If you're looking for a decent video game forum, don't go here at all.
"If you respect your freedom and intelligence, do not go to the GameFAQs message boards. It's where freedom is destroyed and intelligence is relinquished. "
by rico567 July 31, 2009
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mira mesa

mira mesa is a place in north san diego. it is an awesome place to live. known for asians and pacific islanders.it is very expensive to live here, and it is also dangerous for certain individuals. also the home of the marauders, the mascot for mira mesa high school, which is located on mira mesa boulevard.
mira mesa is tight....i wanna go back...
by highrida4rmgrapestreet BBK March 26, 2005
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Text Message Breakup

Spineless-small dick-punk-ass-bitch who is forever thereafter referred to as "Dump-Me-Via-Text" and no longer has a name.
In bed with him on a Saturday morning. He jumps up and leaves after sex. She goes back to sleep and wakes up to a missed phone call; no message and a text message breakup. WTF?!?!
by Dumped Via Text October 11, 2011
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