meringue

1. A creamy dessert topping, known well as part of lemon meringue pie.
2. Slang for jizz.

"I got meringue in my hair!"
"That's a sticky mess."

by SoySocks April 17, 2014

jerkin the merkin

jacking off

why were u jerkin the merkin

by koo gui July 17, 2009

lemon meringue pie

During sex, one cums inside of their female partner, and upon finishing proceeds to urinate inside of the vagina, hence creating a creamy lemon meringue dessert. To finish the job, it is encouraged to eat the concoction and share it with ones partner in a passionate kiss.

That lemon meringue pie that I just ate out of my girlfriend's vagina tasted that much better because I made it.

by Rudy Flyer September 30, 2007

merkinfaust

1) the act of aggressively stealing another's pubic hair to replenish your own 2) to snack off someones pubic to produce a wig or fill out ones own missing pubic hair

root word Merkin: History: The Oxford Companion to the Body dates the origin of the pubic wig to 1450. Women would shave their pubic hair and wear a merkin to combat pubic lice, and prostitutes would wear them to cover up signs of disease, such as syphilis

According to The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language the term stems from a corruption of the obsolete word malkin, meaning a lower-class woman or mop, which is derived from a diminutive of the personal name Mary

Root word Faust: Faust or Faustus (Latin for "auspicious" or "lucky") is the protagonist of a classic German legend. Though a highly successful scholar, he is unsatisfied, and makes a deal with the devil, exchanging his soul for unlimited knowledge and worldly pleasures.

i've been a victim of merkinfaust, that bitch Vicky snatched off all my pubes!; that merkinfaustin motha f#(&er tried to put his hands down my pants again; shit you say Kelly merkinfaust'd you; tonight is the perfect night for merkinfaust, pants less fridays at O'herlihy's

by Cosmic Pope October 27, 2010

Mergen

Gaunt, ghastly grim faced bloke in a group, who seems to sit eternally in the background, staring at people with cold, vigourless, serpentine and furtive eyes as if he is programmed to stalk.

Having a mergen around while flirting with girls is useful, as that one mergen can help to contrast even your puny virtues and make you appear heroic in their eyes.

by His Lordship, the Duke of 40k April 20, 2019

perfin ther mergic drogan

using drugs smoking and and cant type well

Johnny:wee i perfin there mergic drogan
carlos:ghjhgsdtjeyd
Johnny:yeah i remeber the hospital

by cARLOS February 5, 2003

Merkin

Often worn in Roman times, a 'merkin' is a female pubic wig.

Give us a niff of ya merkin, Marcia.

by Kegsie December 13, 2008