Marson

A Marson is someone that if you talk to, he might try to stab you with a pencil. You probably don’t know it, but he wants to kill everyone around him except his rare few friends.

Bro, I just saw Marson and he looked pretty angry.
Dude, he could‘ve killed you!

by Not your real friend. August 21, 2019

mason jar

the finest in beer drinking containers, regardless of whether you're a hick, redneck, or hillbilly

We had a dog named Bocephus livin' in the front yard.
He liked sleepin' out on top of the car.
He drank beer out of a Mason jar

-Kenny Chesney "Keg in the Closet"

by Mod 26 '05-'06 June 8, 2005

Mason Musso

retarded; but the hottest sexiest guy ever! in the band Metro Station;; lead singer and backup guitarest. He is hilarious and adorable. amazing voice.

no one can compare to MASON MUSSO.

by Kelsey <3 June 12, 2008

George Mason University

George Mason University is statistically the largest public university in VA. Located in wealthy Fairfax, VA don't bother driving there, as odds are good you will sit in traffic until well past your interest for visiting has passed. Known primarily as a commuter school, that is false since we house almost half of our undergraduate students. It's really cold here, so be sure to bring a North Face and chapstick if you're unfortunate enough to have a friend you'd like to visit that goes here. The parties never stop at George Mason University because they never get started. If you don't have $400 to blow every semester to join a frat or sorority, odds are good you will be reduced to drinking hard liquor in your dorm 4 to 7 nights a week. I love being drunk and complaining about being bored as much as the next guy, but sometimes you need to get out to DC and get mugged on the metro, since GMU is so conveniently located next to our nation's capitol. Academics are top notch at GMU and highly overlooked when it comes to being compared with other schools in VA. Basketball is the only sport worth anything here, still riding that ever depleting glory of being in the Final Four that one time that one year, sparking the first time anyone had ever even heard of George Mason University. Apply to George Mason University, find a friend with a car, find a friend who is 21, and find a friend who has an off campus apartment/house. Only then will you truly be a Green and Gold bleeding Patriot.

George Mason University is some people's first choice for college, can you believe it?

by el ttilood January 9, 2010

Mason

A great all-around person who has many friends and plays basketball all day. He's a beast at nba2k and nobody can beat him. He's a absolute baller and his travel basketball team is unstoppable. He gets good grades in school and cares about basketball and school mainly. He goofs around with his friends all the time and is always finding a way to have fun.

Mason is a baller

by ;lkjhgfdsaqwertyui December 1, 2016

Mansoned

When you are completely blazed out of your mind, most often after smoking Spice herbal blend.

Dude that new blend got me so mansoned last night, that i lost my keys and my wallet

Look at your puffy red eyes dude, you're completely mansoned right now.

by NPB Chillin November 24, 2009

Mayson

The best girl you've ever met. She's sweet caring and most of all a goddess. If you are lucky enough to date her you are in for a treat she will Love and cherish you and even if you screw up she will be there for you. She can forgive very easily and will always have a heart for you. If you break her heart you are a cold hearted soul, she is straight up breathtaking and stunning. Always love her because she is totally worth it.

Boy: Who is that?
Girl: Mayson she's beautiful and amazing.

by LuckyPookyTheMan February 27, 2019