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When two males stand facing each other, lining up their dicks so that they're rubbing shafts, then they both grab the double-dick with their respective hands, linking fingers, and jerk off - giving the effect of two opposite-facing trains in an underground station.
"Dude I'm tired of jerking off in front of each other, why don't we do the Metro Station?!"

"Who the hell are you? Get the fuck out of my office!"
by JohnEBlaze August 02, 2009
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The newest band to come out and pretend to be cool.

Their music is primarily targeted towards the "just hit puberty" teens. The lyrics themselves are boring rehashed lines that could easily be seen as coming from other crappy similar bands (such as fall out boy).

Lets examine some of their lyrics.

"I'll take you home if you don't leave me at the front door.
Your body's cold, but girl we're getting so warm..."

So here we have it, this is how you apparently write a song/

You start with a lame lyric that doesn't really make sense but is vague enough to mean anything. Of course, every other lyric in the song has to refer back to sex, which is what this band primarily seems to use in order to gain teenager attention.

Here is another example of this same old formula (found within the same song).

After Chorus, second verse:

"Your lips tremble but your eyes are in a straight stare
your on the bed but your clothes are laying right there"

We start again with a vague opening statement, because again their audience is mostly idiots and cannot comprehend anything deep. The second line is of course about sex, in order to maintain the three second attention span of their audience.

Look up some more of their songs, they will follow the same pattern. Vague lyric, lyric about sex, vague lyric, lyric about sex.

Of course the band will sell plenty of CD's thanks to the goons at much music and MTV. The band members will end up believing they have talent because a bunch of 13 year old girls will be screaming whenever they see them, and unfortunately they will sell enough records to continue making music.

To make a more general summary - the band members can barely play their instruments, the melodies are boring and tedious, the lyrics are poor, repetitive and lack anything original.

The band itself only got a record deal due to the connections they have to the Hannah Montana show. These kids could never make it big if they had to start fresh - as they have no talent.

This band is essentially, in one single example, everything that is wrong with music today.
The band metro station is one of the worst music acts ever.
by Bravigo June 11, 2008
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What used to be a good band before they got discovered by adolescent teeny boppers, and signed to a record company.
Now all I fucking hear all day long is their hit song; "Shake It" playing on MTV, or the radio until my fucking ears bleed.
I actually enjoyed their music until they made shit songs with absolutely no meaning, but a catchy beat and lyrics that any generic moron could sing along to.
Why is it that every good fucking band has to go through the same goddamn bullshit; make a few good songs, get realized, than make a goddamn generic ass song that becomes incredibly popular over night, than said song gets over-played FAST, than you never hear from the fuckers again?

I'm not trying to diss the band, and I'm not technically dissing any certain type/age of people, but seriously, am I the ONLY one that has a problem with this?

Me: Go to fucking hell, cuntrag.
by Hannah G, yo. August 25, 2008
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A band that everyone but me seems to like,
i think they suck
they couldnt write a good song to save their lives,
but they are catchy.
also, too repetitive.

"hey did you hear metro station?"

"yeah and i will never ever get their song out of my head, ever"
by renemsee lol i am cool :) August 31, 2008
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A band formed of Trace Cyrus, Mason Musso, Blake Healy, and Anthony . Their most known song would probally be "Shake it" and they have many others. Im actually suprised there is no definition for them already
I got the new metrostation cd. It rocks
by xwatevx35 April 06, 2009
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An electro-pop band, comparable to hellogoodbye. The only difference being that instead of singing about summer love and cute crushes, Metro Station prefers booty calls and more booty calls.

Regardless, this band is great, definitely danceable, and they put on great live shows.
"Tonight we'll touch
And they won't know
I know you're dying
To take off your clothes

Just trust in me
I'll never run away
You kiss my lips
And you taste like pain
And while I'm pushing it, I'm moving
Somehow you manage to say..."

A couple of lines from "Wish We Were Older" by Metro Station
by Shaday May 25, 2008
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