i lost my keys

Dude! Can I get a ride?

I was an idiot and let a girl hold my keys in her purse, now "I lost my keys".

by Donkeypunch13 January 12, 2014

i have lost my keys

A process where you lose your keys in order to gain infinite power. The power is so infinite that the universe restarts to the big bang and the universe created afterwards is an universe where you lose small metal objects called keys.

Man, that power is so strong, its almost like i have lost my keys.

by nir5117 February 6, 2018