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Mountain Jew 

The Mountain Jew is a small, almost human creature which vaguely resembles a cross between a goat and a human Jew. It dwells in the rocky mountain outcrops of the Himalayas. They are widely renound for the fluid they create which is drained and sold as a popular soft drink. This drink is commonly known as Mountain Dew and is most commonly found in the USA.
"That darn Mountain Jew took my gold. Them darn mountain Jews are a manky pest..."
Mountain Jew by Gavin Henson November 17, 2007

Mountain woman 

Girl's that live in the mountains without men and have beer, airsoft guns, and bikes. They kill boys
Holly and bri are mountain woman. Holly is a half retarded moutain lesbo woman :D
Mountain woman by uhds September 27, 2010

Mountain Googles 

Mountain googles are a mountaineering's equivalent of beer googles: After spending considerable amount of time on an expedition with a predominantly male group of fellow mountaineers, one's standard on female beauty becomes lowered. Like beer googles, the decrease in standard is proportional to the days spent away from civilization.
After 2 weeks in Nepal, he hooked up with the first girl that smiled at him. She was toothless. He had a serious case of mountain googles.
Mountain Googles by Lo Hong December 21, 2010

Mountain cash

(noun) another word for toilet paper. Primarily used in remote mountainous areas or while camping.
Origin: Oregon, USA
Dude, where the mountain cash, I gotta take a dump.
Mountain cash by emcii December 9, 2008

Mountain Dew Prince 

"Hey dude I went to the Mountain Dew Prince's palace yesterday"
"Really? how was it?"
"AWESOME!!"

Mountain Dewya 

Instead of the drink Mountain dew. Its a word meaning " Mount and do ya (Sex)
"Hey Rachel, I totally wanna Mountain Dewya."
Mountain Dewya by Atha March 18, 2010