Miranda

Miranda is a nice pretty interesting person to be around with if you get her you'll be lucky because she has a destiny to be with Joseph or carter even if she likes Carter more than she likes me it's OK

Miranda is the best she has an amazing friend named Gaby you'll be lucky to get her

by Hi someone read mine please June 17, 2018

miranda

she’s a jesus christ lovin nigga like me

woah dawg miranda is a jesus christ lovin nigga

by nigga dick sucker October 16, 2019

Miranda

A women who is kind, loving, beautiful, and will never make you sad she will always try to make you happy. She will always be there for her friends and family and try to keep them safe no matter what.

Girl #1: " Who is that women over there?!"
Girl #3: " That is my friend

Miranda"
Girl #1: " You are so lucky to have a friend like that"

by Lovelife4.ever August 28, 2017

Miranda

Miranda is a wonderful friend. She is very athletic, that's probably why she's so tall and lanky. She has long brown hair and big blue eyes. She's the best person to be around when your down. She's the kind of girl who has all the boys wrapped around her finger even though she doesn't know it. She's the kind of person who can always put a smile on your face. The kind of person who'd go on exotic adventures with you. She's the best friend a girl could have. (How you know it's a real Miranda. (1. she's got to be funny. 2. she's got to be kind. And 3. she got no butt!)

if you ever meet a Miranda never, I mean never let her go.

by What is up? December 6, 2018

Doing a Miranda

'Doing a Miranda' is what happens when a transsexual embraces radical feminism and annoys other transsexuals and uppity transgender people because the Miranda knows that penis is male. If someone is 'Doing a Miranda', they will often be called a TERF by other transgendereds.

Dude A: "are you trying to get Felicity on the blockbot list? Why? I'm confused."

Dude B: "Right now I just logged a couple of noteworthy tweets. She is kinda doing a Miranda though."

by gloopymange August 1, 2014

Merandia

Totally HOT AND COOL.

Merandia was just like, totally hot looking today.

by ILOVEMYHOMERANDIA May 13, 2009

mirandized

As in "I read her her Miranda rights"; disrobing a woman upon entering a room with a door, forcing her " to assume the position" of facing the door with her arms outstretched (palms against door) and placing feet widely apart in spread eagle fashion. Working down from the hair and neck, liberally apply analingus and cunnilingus. She has been "mirandized".

Fantasy role-playing, handcuffs and bad cop mustache optional.

"Last night ole ghurrl was so hot for it, that as soon as we got in the door, I read her "her rights"...daddy mirandized her right in her parents' living room!"

by merchantofpain April 28, 2010