Jewish Sex

Sex that occurs only before marriage.

Moshe complained to his friends: "Oiy Vay, since my wedding day, I haven't been able to shtup my wife!!! WHO KNEW!!!"

by Myles Longstein June 23, 2004

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Jewish Fever

When a jew (Most likely male) sees an opportunity to make money, and jumps on it in a heartbeat. In this time of disarray, the jew goes through what is called "Jewish Fever".

"Man, the other day I dropped 33 cents on the floor, and while I was reaching down to pick it up, David just jumped out of no where and swiped it. He must be suffering from Jewish fever."

by Swaggy P (aka Ashy Larry) February 29, 2012

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Jewish Lightning Bolt

When a man of jewish descent, ukrainian bitch slaps a dick, making it ejaculate in a striking, lightning bolt position.

You ever had a Jewish Lightning Bolt? Mine shot to the ceiling!

by BigDickSamantha December 13, 2016

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Jewish anal cumspot

words to be used in the place of 'fuck' or to be used as a name for someone

Bro 1: "Did you drop the hammer dude?"

Bro 2: "Jewish anal cumspot!!"

"Dude, why are you such a jewish anal cumspot?!?!"

by Chief1234 March 31, 2009

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Any time that everybody gets a day off from work or school, but really have no idea why. All the Jews are meanwhile sitting in temple, praying and stuff. Then they get to eat a lot of food and get drunk. It's fun to be a Jew!

passover is fun! we get to eat matzah because we can't have bread! it's all good.

by i_<3_cOnFoRmItY! March 14, 2004

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