Hamburger Style Blowjob 

The act of sandwiching the penis between the testicles and performing a blowjob. After completion, the 'hamburger' is wrapped in the nearest piece of clothing by the giver as they shout, "ORDER UP!"

That girl last night was wild! I will never forget that hamburger style blowjob!

Hamburger Style Blowjob by MAXDOZER November 8, 2024

Hamburger hotdogged

To respond to a positive statement about one thing with an exaggerated, often absurd accusation of negativity towards an unrelated thing. This reaction often stems from the assumption that the omission of any opinion on the latter inherently implies disapproval or dislike. It originates from the example below about hamburgers and hotdogs:

Person A: "I love hamburgers."

Person B: "WHY DO YOU HATE HOTDOGS?"

Person A: "I love democrats."

Person B: "WHY DO YOU HATE REPUBLICANS?"

Person A: "Wow, I didn't even say that. I've just been hamburger hotdogged again!"

Hamburger hotdogged by Dazza477 February 25, 2025

Hamburger Handy 

When your wife hands you a hamburger and jerks you off while you're eating

I asked my wife for a hamburger Handy which he agreed to do. She gave me a hamburger then whacked my junk

Hamburger Handy by ChefTreeGuy April 6, 2025

Hamburger-Face 

An expression someone or something exhibits due to unexpected dissatisfaction

My brother has been walking around the house all day with a damn "Hamburger-Face" ever since he found out about girlfriend cheating

Hamburger-Face by OozoozooO October 10, 2025

Hamburger Helper Style

The act of two grown men shoving Hamburger Helper into each others anus's and fucking each other raw, while using lollipop as a sounding rod

me and Jeremy went down on each other Hamburger Helper Style, that was the PERFECT way to eat a square meal

Hamburger Helper Style by Janglus, The wise March 17, 2026

chinese hamburger 

When two chinese people get on either side of a black person making a hamburger

Last night we made a Chinese hamburger in bed

chinese hamburger by Mmmmsrxy March 23, 2017

Evening Hamburger 

An ancient tradition derived from the earliest of civilizations. It is normally an act of solidarity, but it can be used as a social function in a group of close friends (the “boys” if you will). The fact of the matter is that it is not just a hamburger you have in the evening (a common misconception by many) but it is an action within itself, a force to be reckoned with. It is the ultimate team building event, while it can also be a very personal and eye-opening experience.

The Evening Hamburger will commence in a half an hour.

Evening Hamburger by Ritch Wilson October 9, 2019